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Keyser Soze
Sun Oct 3rd, 2004, 09:48 PM
When I get big, fat, and juicy...


There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked.

The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad."

The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar."

The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber tarp on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out!."

zukigirl
Mon Oct 4th, 2004, 03:59 PM
LMAO :lol:

Akira's Project
Mon Oct 4th, 2004, 04:03 PM
:pointlaugh:

panther
Mon Oct 4th, 2004, 07:59 PM
that is a great one, very good find :lol: :lol:

















:lol: still laughing

Kitty Kat
Wed Oct 6th, 2004, 04:56 AM
That is funny :D