Do you know the difference between...?

[Jaydoc]

...an epileptic cornhusker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
One shucks between fits...


...a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
One is a watch snatcher...


Thank you. I'm here all week.

[siriuschris]

The Circus and the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders?

One is a cunning array of stunts...

[Jaydoc]

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