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Dr. Joe Siphek
Tue Oct 12th, 2004, 09:42 AM
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son

playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the

train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want

off, get the hell off now...cause this is the last stop! And all of you

sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train...cause

we're going down the tracks."



The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind

of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are

to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your

train...but I want you to use nice language."



Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing

with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son

say..."All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope

your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."


She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you just boarding,

remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a

pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."



As the mother began to smile, the child added,



"For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please

see the bitch in the kitchen...."

thunderseye
Wed Oct 13th, 2004, 11:47 AM
now thats funny... i would knock him in to tomorrow but thats funny

zPurpleRoom
Wed Oct 13th, 2004, 12:13 PM
OMG.... :pointlaugh: I needed a good laugh today.