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Devaclis
Wed Oct 20th, 2004, 02:07 PM
>>From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this...
>>
>>What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE
>>than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say
>>they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to
>>those meetings where someone wants you to give
>>over 100%. How about achieving 103%?
>>
>>So what makes up 100% in life?
>>
>>Here's a little mathematical formula that might help
>>you answer these questions:
>>
>>If:
>>
>>A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T
>>U V W X Y Z is represented as:
>>
>>1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17
>>18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
>>
>>Then...
>>
>>H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
>>
>>8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
>>
>>and
>>
>>K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
>>
>>11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
>>
>>But...
>>
>>A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
>>
>>1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
>>
>>And..
>>B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
>>
>>2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
>>
>>AND look how far ass kissing will take you...
>>
>>A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
>>
>>1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%
>>
>>So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty
>>that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close,
>>and Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and Ass Kissing
>>will put you over the top.