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Devaclis
Wed Oct 20th, 2004, 02:10 PM
The other night I was invited out for a night with" the
girls" and told my husband that I would be home by midnight "I
promise."

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 A.M, a bit loaded, I headed home. Just as I got in the door, the clock cuckoo in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed
another nine times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to
escape a possible conflict with him. The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight!". He didn't seem mad at all.

Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new
cuckoo clock."

When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "Oh crap." Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

panther
Wed Oct 20th, 2004, 03:57 PM
oldie but a goodie