Spanish Ebonics, lol.

[Matty]

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: WATER
My wife gets mad and I don't even know water problem is!

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: BRIEF
My homie farted so bad, and I couldn't brief .

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: MUSHROOM
Yo, when all my familia gets in the car, there's not mushroom.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: CHICKEN
My girlfriend wanted me to go to the store, but chicken go by herself.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: LIVER & CHEESE
Some guy tried to sweet talk my woman. I told him, yo loco, liver alone,
cheese mine.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: JULY
Ju tol me ju were goin to the store and July to me! Julyer!

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: WAFER
I wanted to go with my mom to the flea market pero she didn't wafer me!

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: HERPES
I had some cake to share with my wife, this is my piece this is herpes

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: TISSUE
I told you if you didn't know how to do it, I could tissue.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: HARASSMENT
My old lady caught me in bed wit my lover so I said harassment nothing
to me!

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: CASHEW
I was running after you but I couldn't cashew!

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: BISHOP
We went out to the club y mi vieja got drunk and fell down, so I had to
pick the bishop.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: JUICY
Hey man, Im looking for Paco, tell me if juicy him!

[dominatrix]

hahahaha... Anyone else feel like they can communicate while in Mexico now?

[Mort82]

That's Racist!

[BigE]

So are probably 98% of jokes told.

[ghostrider_9]

That's not Spanish ebonics . . . that's how most of SoCal speaks!

[Matty]

That's not Spanish ebonics . . . that's how most of SoCal speaks!
Wait, huh?!?!?!?!

[T-Dub]

So are probably 98% of jokes told.

and around 99.9% of the funny ones.