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Tink
Thu Oct 21st, 2004, 07:39 AM
A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.....
> Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first
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> shot right through the window of the biggest
> house adjacent to the course.
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> The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now
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> we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and
> see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."
>
> So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on
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> the door. A warm voice said, "Come on in."
>
> When they opened the door they saw the damage that
>
> was done. Glass was all over the place, and a broken
>
> antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window.
>
> A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people
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> that broke my window?"
>
> "Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.
>
> "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you..
>
> You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in
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> that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've
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> released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll
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> give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll
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> keep the last one for myself."
>
> "Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered
> a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars
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> a year for the rest of my life."
>
> "No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's
>
> the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long,
>
> healthy life!" "And now you, young lady, what do
> you want?" the genie asked.
> "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with
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> servants in every country in the world," she said.
> "Consider it done," the genie said. "And your
>
> homes will always be safe from fire, burglary
>
> and natural disasters!"
>
> "And now," the couple asked in unison, what's
>
> your wish, genie?"
> "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle
>
> and haven't been with a woman in more than a
> thousand years, my wish is to have sex with
> your wife."
>
> The husband looked at his wife and said,
>
> "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a
>
> fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"
> She mulled it over for a few moments and said,
>
>"You know, you're right. Considering our good
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> fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what
>
> about you, honey?"
>
> "You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband.
>
> "I'd do the same for you!"
> So the genie and the woman went upstairs where
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> they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying
> each other.
>
> After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over
>
> and looked directly into her eyes and asked,
>
> How old are you and your husband?"
>
> "Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
>
> "No Kidding." He said, "Thirty-five years old
>
> and both of you still believe in genies

friscokidd
Thu Oct 21st, 2004, 08:33 AM
:lol: thats cool!

McVaaahhh
Fri Oct 22nd, 2004, 07:48 AM
:)