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Dr. Joe Siphek
Thu Oct 21st, 2004, 11:42 AM
You may not know that many nonliving things have a gender; For example...
> 1) Ziploc Bags - They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
> 2) Copiers - They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
> 3) Tire - Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
> 4) Hot Air Balloon - Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
> 5) Sponges - Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
> 6) Web Page - Female, because it's always getting hit on.
> 7) Subway - Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
> 8) Hourglass - Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
> 9) Hammer - Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
> 10) Remote Control - Female... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider this-it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.