Political Jokes

[Snowman]

When Barack Obama was in Germany. He did his speech in front of over 100,000 Germans shouting and screaming. Soon after France surrendered just in case. :)

[King Nothing]

:lol:

[King Nothing]

Barak Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway
when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in
the creek below.

Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who
were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful
he offered the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disneyland '

Barak said, 'No problem, I'll take you there on my
special Senator's airplane.

The second kid said, 'I want a new pair of Nike Air
Jordan shoes.

Barak said, 'I'll get them for you and even have
Michael Jordan sign them!'

The third kid said, ' I want a motorized wheelchair
with a built in TV and stereo headset!'

Barak was a little perplexed by this and said, 'But you
don't look like you're handicapped.'

The kid said, 'I will be after my dad finds out I saved
your ass from drowning!'

[#1Townie]

hahahahahahahahahaha The kid said, 'I will be after my dad finds out I saved
your ass from drowning!' hahahahahahahahahaha

[kosh]

:pointlaugh: that was awesome