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Sweet Thang
Tue Oct 26th, 2004, 09:14 AM
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg Plan...

salsashark
Tue Oct 26th, 2004, 09:20 AM
:pointlaugh: Better get to work on the retirement plan!

:guinness: :cheers: :guinness: :cheers: :guinness: :cheers: :guinness: :cheers:

friscokidd
Tue Oct 26th, 2004, 12:29 PM
:lol: :lol:

Jenny
Tue Oct 26th, 2004, 01:01 PM
:D Damn, I need to start drinking.

T-byrd
Tue Oct 26th, 2004, 01:03 PM
Damn! After the week I've had I'm set. I don't think a night has gone by that I haven't been drunk. But I guess Vegas will do that to a person. 8)

Tanya

Hoopty
Tue Oct 26th, 2004, 01:10 PM
Sonufa!!!!! I've been throwing away my cans!!! :cry: