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Devaclis
Tue Nov 2nd, 2004, 03:43 PM
>Do you know how tough it is being a man...? If you put a woman on a
>pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male
>chauvinist.
>
>If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy. If you work too hard
>there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a
>good-for-nothing bum.
>
>If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If
>you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass
>and find something better.
>
>If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets a job
>ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
>
>If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep
>quiet, it's male indifference. If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't,
>you're an insensitive bastard.
>
>If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If she
>makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated
>woman.
>
>If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If she
>asks you, it's a favor.
>
>If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're pervert. If
>you don't, you're gay.
>
>If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist. If
>you don't, you're unromantic.
>
>If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a
>slob.
>
>If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not
>thoughtful.
>
>If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself. If you
>don't, you're not ambitious.
>
>If she has a headache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love
>her anymore.
>
>If you want it Too often, you're oversexed. if you don't, there must be
>someone else.
>
>NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN!
>
>
>THEY WANT TO!!

Dr. Joe Siphek
Tue Nov 2nd, 2004, 03:48 PM
My Favorite!!!

>If she has a headache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love
>her anymore.

friscokidd
Tue Nov 2nd, 2004, 03:53 PM
:lol:

If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not
>thoughtful.
>
>If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself. If you
>don't, you're not ambitious.

so true :lol: