Frauenheld
Tue Nov 2nd, 2004, 05:40 PM
A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on.
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say
the following:
"Emma comefirst. Den I come. Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed, sex-obsessed swine," retorted the lady
indignantly. "In this country....we don't speak aloud in public
places about our sex lives."
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta
sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell
Mississippi'."
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say
the following:
"Emma comefirst. Den I come. Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed, sex-obsessed swine," retorted the lady
indignantly. "In this country....we don't speak aloud in public
places about our sex lives."
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta
sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell
Mississippi'."