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Dr. Joe Siphek
Thu Nov 11th, 2004, 10:14 AM
Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!

Loud Sigh
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks
This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.

hrvstofsrrw
Thu Nov 11th, 2004, 10:44 AM
:pointlaugh: lol how true

Project Sh*tbox
Thu Nov 11th, 2004, 02:40 PM
very true, but there are no pics or videos in this post... :?

-ASC

Jenny
Thu Nov 11th, 2004, 02:45 PM
"Fine." bahahahahaha Yes. Definitely.

"Five Minutes." True for some women, but not all. I'm an exception to this.

"Nothing." This all depends on how she says nothing. If it's a sweet "nothing's wrong" with a smile on her face, you're good to go. If it's a "nothing" through gritted teeth, run.

"Go Ahead." Again, this depends on how she says it.

"Loud Sigh." Guilty as charged.

"That's Okay." I disagree with this.

"Thanks." Bleh, this is totally wrong. Some of us are very polite!

Geology Rocks
Thu Nov 11th, 2004, 03:27 PM
Joe