So I just got punk'd at work today...

[Aracheon]

I went to lunch, and came back to find THIS on my monitor:

http://i33.tinypic.com/234s35.jpg



Thinking it was legit, I sent an email to the HR Manager asking what it was about. After doing so, I got up to join my boss in one of our conference rooms for a VoIP demo that was going on, only to be stopped about halfway down the hall by the Marketing/Sales director.

"Hey, where ya going?"

"To the demo, why?"

"I thought it was over already?"

"Nah. They're still down there."

"Oh..."


Just as she said that, she revealed a yellow notepad in her hand and got a huge shit-eating grin on her face.



So - now that I've embarrassed the ever-living crap out of myself in front of the entire marketing department, I'm debating what to do as payback. Anyone got any good ideas? :D

[Devaclis]

Pee in a cookie sheet

Freeze it

Slide the cookie sheet under their door over the weekend, upside down, to thaw

[salsashark]

you know what this calls for don't you?!































http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u215/jroegerjr/shenanigans7sy.jpg

[ghostrider_9]

I Like putting saran wrap across the front of her cubicle and filling it with foam packing material . . . I know it's silly, but I love that one!

[64BonnieLass]

:lol: Hahaha...Chris....that is hysterical.

[ghostrider_9]

That or filling her office with balloons . . . I mean so many that you can't walk into it . . .

[Devaclis]

I would find out if they have a pet. I would them prank call them and tell them that you hit it and killed it. I would then tell them that they owe you money for the damages to your steamroller.

[Sortarican]

..., I'm debating what to do as payback. Anyone got any good ideas? :D

If you're in with any HR people, have them email the gal that she needs to report to their office about a complaint.

Have them tell her that you went all balistic about being made a fool of and are lodging a formal complaint and threatening to sue the company for propigating a hostile work environment.

Then when she's just about to piss herself, you burst into the HR persons office covered in fake blood with a running chainsaw.
(Chain removed of course for safety purposes.)

[Rednarb]

:D

[daemon]

PROWRAP her car....carefully make sure she does not have the alarm set.

nothing like having to dig through 3 inches of plastic film

[puckstr]

Drop a duce in the HR ladies top desk Drawer.


A combo of an "upper decker" and the "Phantom Shittier" You can use fake poo, if you don't want to get fired.

cool photos:
http://onemansblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/OfficePrank.jpg
http://jbmm.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/jokes02.jpghttp://moneymakingthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/toy-mouse-joke.jpg

[puckstr]

http://www.guzer.com/pictures/cubicle_joke.jpg
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/130/323173326_7b2e97de35.jpg?v=0

[Shea]

Burn the building down.

[puckstr]

Burn the building down.



What?
http://storage.canoe.ca/v1/dynamic_resize/sws_path/rsoc_en-prod-photos/5/a/e/6/1/5ae6166d8ac19b82a8980d8493b08eb0.jpg/?size=400x400&site=rsoc_en&wm_add=&quality=100&stmp=1213977897

[ghostrider_9]

What?
http://storage.canoe.ca/v1/dynamic_resize/sws_path/rsoc_en-prod-photos/5/a/e/6/1/5ae6166d8ac19b82a8980d8493b08eb0.jpg/?size=400x400&site=rsoc_en&wm_add=&quality=100&stmp=1213977897

Best response ever!

[Sean]

Man, you get abuse from everybody in this world, don't you? I'm starting to like your coworkers. :up:

[Aracheon]

Man, you get abuse from everybody in this world, don't you? I'm starting to like your coworkers. :up:


Shut up and give me more ideas.

[ghostrider_9]

I have the best idea: You can just be yourself . . . that is torture enough . . .


























j/k

[Aracheon]

I have the best idea: You can just be yourself . . . that is torture enough . . .



:doublefinger:

[Sean]

I have the best idea: You can just be yourself . . . that is torture enough . . .
+1 I knew I liked this guy for a reason!

I'm getting some ideas for you, but what's the rush? They'll expect something within a week or so. Wait a little bit and make it worth while. Besides, your an IT guy, can't you mess with their computer?

[sky_blue]

In the "filling an office with..." theme, I like filling the floor of an office with paper cups. Staple them together, then add yellow water to each...

[Sortarican]

.... Wait a little bit and make it worth while...

Old Sortarican saying:
"Revenge is dish best served cold......with a nice red wine.... and maybe lemon sorbet for dessert."

[ghostrider_9]

As the IT guy, grab a screenshot of her desktop, set it as the background, then hide all of her icons . . . and sit back and watch as she tries to do anything . . .

[64BonnieLass]

I am personally not a very good deviant so I looked some up for ya. Some are better than others but it's all about options. :)


43 Pranks to Play at Work That May or May Not Get You Fired
by Jason Roth (jason@savethehumans.com)
Photocopy an entire dictionary and fax it to the CFO.
Call phone-sex numbers and transfer the calls at random.
"Accidentally" send a personal e-mail to the entire company voicing your disapproval of your boss's constant reference to the CEO as an "ugly, stupid, lazy, spineless pussy".
Write a coworker's initials in White-Out on the photocopier.
Schedule a series of important departmental meetings and forget to show up to them.
Send blank sheets of paper via interoffice mail. (Marked "urgent" and "confidential", of course.) Remember to send a few to the mailroom; they'll especially get a kick out of it.
Replace a commonly-accessed file on the computer network with a scanned image of your ass. (An updated version of an old classic.)
Anonymously post quotes from Adolph Hitler on a company bulletin board. (Quotes about "team spirit" can be particularly inspiring.)
Adulterate other people's lunches: take bites out of sandwiches, sprinkle bacon bits in vegetarians' salads (also works well with Orthodox Jews), and spike the thermos of iced tea with grain alcohol.
See how long you can hide a paper bag full of tuna fish in the back of the refrigerator before someone notices it. (Writing someone else's name on the bag goes without saying.)
Put a paper bag full of your own feces in the microwave and leave it cooking on high.
Page someone over the company intercom with the message "Your sex-therapist is on the line and wants to reschedule the appointment."
Set a mouse free in the office each day. When the problem becomes an epidemic, send snakes after them.
Draw a flip-cartoon of a man running on the bottom of every notepad in the office supply closet.
Hide in the supply closet and scare people when they open the door.
Put a fake rubber hand in your sleeve, and when a secretary walks by, stick the hand in a paper shredder and scream.
When someone is at lunch, use their computer to e-mail a 200 megabyte database file to everyone in the company. The e-mail's subject, of course, should contain at least one vulgarity.
Misfile.
Hire a temp to do your job for you.
Submit letters of resignation for other employees.
Conduct all correspondence with your friend in the next office via Federal Express early-morning next-day delivery.
Submit a written complaint to the human resources department that, in your opinion, your boss spends a little too much time looking at pornography.
Tape a sign to a female employee's back that says "I've been sexually harassed."
Tape a sign to a female employee's back that says "Will fuck for promotions."
Dial the phone number of the guy in the next cubicle whenever he walks away from his desk. Hang up before he can run back to answer it. Repeat often.
Hire a stripper for the office Christmas party.
Send counterfeit memos from the company president, politely letting employees know that they've been fired and must clear out their offices and leave the building immediately.
Covertly replace people's PowerPoint presentations with "director's cut" versions, containing a nice dose of nudity and misleading bar graphs.
Report rumors daily via the bathroom wall.
Pull a fire alarm while someone is in the bathroom.
Make sure your expense report contains at least one reference to the "client meeting" at the "gentleman's club".
Whenever a coworker makes a mistake, offer them the opportunity to "help you out" in exchange for you not reporting the mistake to their boss.
Sneak into the conference room before the next major meeting and place nametags in front of each of the seats. Assign black people to one side of the table and white people to the other.
Sew a tag containing a coworker's name into a jockstrap or bra, and leave it on the center of a conference table before a meeting. (Small sizes of these garments improve performance of the prank.)
Post a list of the communists in your company on a conspicuous bulletin board. If you're not sure who the communists are, take your best guess.
Take a stack of resumes from the recruitment department and schedule some interviews for fictional, but high-paying, positions.
Post your boss's telephone number to the alt.sex.prostitution discussion group.
Shoot a cap gun, bang some pots and pans, scream into a megaphone, or do whatever else it takes to have an enjoyable surprise birthday party for the senile old bastard that no one has the guts to fire.
Suggest to the human resources manager that the company picnic be replaced by a "fun day giving back to society", volunteering at a recycling center, soup kitchen, or drug rehab center. Increase your chances of success by making the suggestion in a crowded elevator.
Hand an envelope to the new guy and ask him to deliver the "cancellation of pension" memo to the sixty-four year old mailroom clerk.
See how many funerals in a row you can get away with leaving work early for.
Wallpaper your office with pictures of Christ.
And finally:
Respond to every request by your boss with the phrase "I would prefer not to

[Foolds]

I think she likes you Chris. The worse thing you could ever do to her is ask her out!

[Scribbler]

Go to their computer/workstation, take a screenshot of their desktop, then remove all desktop icons and then set the wallpaper to the screenshot.

Doh...nm... somebody else already said the same =/

[ghostrider_9]

:doublefinger:

Nothin but love . . .

[Mel]

Heh... just hide all desktop icons and the task bar and laugh while the idiot spends like 30 minutes bitching about what is wrong with his computer (and yes, one of the managers at work STILL hates me for that one...but it was genius).
Or set the background to the BSOD (no icons of course) and laugh while they call tech support (that probably didn't help the hating me thing).

[InlineSIX24]

Or screen cap the desktop w/ the icons there, set that as the background, and then hide the desktop icons.

[gtn]

Implement a script that randomly revokes your "friend's" domain access rights. Make sure the script reinstates said rights and removes all log entries by the time she has the help desk on the phone.

[gtn]

Expire her password and set the check box requiring that she select a new password. Edit her account to require a 32 character alpha-numeric password containing at least 9 upper case, 9 lower case, 9 numbers, and 9 special characters.

Do this daily for a week.

[MikeG]

Expire her password and set the check box requiring that she select a new password. Edit her account to require a 32 character alpha-numeric password containing at least 9 upper case, 9 lower case, 9 numbers, and 9 special characters.

Do this daily for a week.

..Plus no repeating characters, no similar passwords within the last 5 passwords...

Also, you could freeze a shaving cream can, once frozen take a can opener to cut off the bottom, stick it in her trash can, and as it thaws it should have some great expansion!

[JohnEffinK]

Better yet as Halloween is approaching.

I got jacked a number of years ago. To get back I took a plastic halloween trick or treat pumpkin that kids use and dumped in it. Put that on the suspects desk with a sticky that says "Trick or Treat" and I assure you that you have a winner.....

John

[irdave]

Yeah dude. Methinks she likes you.

[Sean]

Expire her password and set the check box requiring that she select a new password. Edit her account to require a 32 character alpha-numeric password containing at least 9 upper case, 9 lower case, 9 numbers, and 9 special characters.

Do this daily for a week.:up: That's awesome!

[Aracheon]

That or filling her office with balloons . . . I mean so many that you can't walk into it . . .

I have a gift card to Wally World I still haven't used... muahahaha.


I would find out if they have a pet. I would them prank call them and tell them that you hit it and killed it. I would then tell them that they owe you money for the damages to your steamroller.

Oh that's fucked up. And I can't stop laughing. :lol:


If you're in with any HR people, have them email the gal that she needs to report to their office about a complaint.

Have them tell her that you went all balistic about being made a fool of and are lodging a formal complaint and threatening to sue the company for propigating a hostile work environment.

Then when she's just about to piss herself, you burst into the HR persons office covered in fake blood with a running chainsaw.
(Chain removed of course for safety purposes.)

For safety purposes... of course... :wtf:


PROWRAP her car....carefully make sure she does not have the alarm set.

nothing like having to dig through 3 inches of plastic film

We used to do that shit in high school, and use diesel heaters to shrink the shit. It was AWESOME. :D



http://farm1.static.flickr.com/130/323173326_7b2e97de35.jpg?v=0

That is GENIUS! I wonder how many sticky notes it would take to do that...


As the IT guy, grab a screenshot of her desktop, set it as the background, then hide all of her icons . . . and sit back and watch as she tries to do anything . . .

I will be doing that tomorrow. :D


I think she likes you Chris. The worse thing you could ever do to her is ask her out!

She's married with a kid, and is a little out of my age range. :lol:


Heh... just hide all desktop icons and the task bar and laugh while the idiot spends like 30 minutes bitching about what is wrong with his computer (and yes, one of the managers at work STILL hates me for that one...but it was genius).
Or set the background to the BSOD (no icons of course) and laugh while they call tech support (that probably didn't help the hating me thing).

Oooo... didn't think about the BSOD. And uh... I am tech support. :D


Expire her password and set the check box requiring that she select a new password. Edit her account to require a 32 character alpha-numeric password containing at least 9 upper case, 9 lower case, 9 numbers, and 9 special characters.

Do this daily for a week.

I have full access to our domain GPOs, too. Hmmm... muahahaha. :D


Also, you could freeze a shaving cream can, once frozen take a can opener to cut off the bottom, stick it in her trash can, and as it thaws it should have some great expansion!

I've never done that. Hmmmmm.... :idea:


Better yet as Halloween is approaching.

I got jacked a number of years ago. To get back I took a plastic halloween trick or treat pumpkin that kids use and dumped in it. Put that on the suspects desk with a sticky that says "Trick or Treat" and I assure you that you have a winner.....

John


Oh that's nasty. :lol:


Yeah dude. Methinks she likes you.

:barf:

[irdave]

Dude. She's doing what's called 'flirting.'

[gtn]

:up: That's awesome!

Thank you, thank you. :cheers:

[gtn]

Dude. She's doing what's called 'flirting.'

I suspect he's right Chris. You now have a decision before you. You could:

a) Do the dead and risk being responsible for wrecking a family
b) Ignore her advances and hope she gets bored
c) Play it for all it's worth without "crossing the line"

My suggestion is 'c'. :D

[200sr20]

She's married with a kid, and is a little out of my age range. :lol:


Don't lie, shes the one you enjoyed lunch with:hump:

[Jen]

Just came across this one on lifehacker...

Schedule a Phone Call with a Text-to-Speech Message from Wakerupper.com
http://cache.lifehacker.com/assets/resources/2007/09/wakerupper.png
Wake up calls aren't just for the a.m., you know. Pop your victim's phone number, a time, and a custom message into Wakerupper.com (http://www.wakerupper.com/), a free wakeup call service, and they'll get a call with the message read Silicon Sally text-to-speech style back to them.