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thatmofo
Sun Oct 5th, 2008, 08:03 PM
http://cosprings.craigslist.org/w4m/808595973.html (http://cosprings.craigslist.org/w4m/808595973.html)

:pointlaugh:

schwagman
Sun Oct 5th, 2008, 08:43 PM
Weird messed up chic's need love too, just not from me!!!!!!:)

RyNo24
Sun Oct 5th, 2008, 08:45 PM
Weird messed up chic's need love too, just not from me!!!!!!:)

+1
lol she needs some love. Just not from me too lol.

chad23
Sun Oct 5th, 2008, 08:48 PM
1 i dont know why your looking for date on craigslist, but to eaches own :)
2 are you shitting me that F-n funny

schwagman
Sun Oct 5th, 2008, 08:55 PM
She's all yours, have fun with that. I can see it now, I found a girl friend on craigslist next to a car adds. WOW, what a find. NOT

mtnairlover
Sun Oct 5th, 2008, 09:00 PM
Hey...nothing like truth in advertising, huh?

lol

:-D

MikeG
Sun Oct 5th, 2008, 09:19 PM
...the gift that keeps on giving!

Captain Obvious
Sun Oct 5th, 2008, 10:21 PM
Okay, that shit was funny. Honesty is the best policy. And she has a point, 1 in 4. Count the posters above, therefore 1.25 above does.

NO IT!!!!

perhaps one of you single guys wants to email and meet her to post a pic and warn the other singles.

XJ600s
Sun Oct 5th, 2008, 10:31 PM
Only 1 outbreak, since when, last weekend when she hooked up with that other guy?!

:drink:

~Barn~
Sun Oct 5th, 2008, 10:38 PM
...
Dude, I dig the Lil' Wayne line.

JustSomeDude
Sun Oct 5th, 2008, 11:21 PM
Hmm, I hate to be the "prick" here, but I don't think it's nice to make fun of that post. I've dated a woman with Herpes, and it broke my heart to have to end things with her after she was courageous enough to tell me about her condition. She told me I wasn't the first to react the way I did, and that I probably wouldn't be the last.

If I happened to fall in love with some one who had any STD, I probably wouldn't care, it's just that in that specific situation, I knew it wasn't going to work out.

I just don't think we should ridicule those seeking friendship and/or a partner, given that she has the character to be honest and forward about what's going on with her body.

Sorry if I ruined anyone's fun... I don't mean to be the spoil-sport. :(

MikeG
Mon Oct 6th, 2008, 02:44 AM
ok, I respect your opinion and all somedude, but, craigslist, come on! Its fair game!

T-Dub
Mon Oct 6th, 2008, 03:09 AM
Not IT!!!

mtnairlover
Mon Oct 6th, 2008, 05:33 AM
If I happened to fall in love with some one who had any STD, I probably wouldn't care, it's just that in that specific situation, I knew it wasn't going to work out.

I just don't think we should ridicule those seeking friendship and/or a partner, given that she has the character to be honest and forward about what's going on with her body.

Sorry if I ruined anyone's fun... I don't mean to be the spoil-sport. :(

Yeah...that's what I was gonna say, but since I'm the only girl posting here, I wouldn't have been taken seriously (dubbed touchy-feely). But, she makes a point of being up front...so, despite the ribbing, kudos for her.

thatmofo
Mon Oct 6th, 2008, 05:56 AM
:lol:

I just think it's funny that she put that part in. I give her props for posting that she has an STD, but the ad is still damn funny regardless especially when she put:

"Now, I know what you are thinking, "why would I want to get with a female who has herpes, when I can get with a girl who doesn't" lol"

You cannot help but laugh at that. In my defense I am doing her a favor by posting this link because maybe, just maybe, one of you sensitive mofos, will take her out on a date. :lol:

For the record, back in the day I did date a girl with an STD too, but it didn't work out. I woke up one morning and noticed that my john had fallen off. I said forget this, grabbed my john off the bed and walked out of her room never to come back.

dm_gsxr
Mon Oct 6th, 2008, 06:00 AM
Jeeze. Do any of you have cold sores? Cold sores are _herpes_

1 in 4. Edit: A quick search shows 4 in 5 have been exposed to the Herpes Simplex Virus (HSV).

:rolleyes:

Carl

~Barn~
Mon Oct 6th, 2008, 07:25 AM
I passed my AIDS test. I got a 65.

PhL0aTeR
Mon Oct 6th, 2008, 07:31 AM
The only funny thing here is thatmofo is trolling craigslist for chicks.... lol... IMHO if there were more honest people in this world, there would be less STD's so kudos for her. $10 says a guy with the herps will hit her up and live happily ever after.... but yeah..... sober up thatmofo, and stop looking for love in all the wrong places... .lol

Shea
Mon Oct 6th, 2008, 07:42 AM
The only funny thing here is thatmofo is trolling craigslist for chicks.... lol... IMHO if there were more honest people in this world, there would be less STD's so kudos for her. $10 says a guy with the herps will hit her up and live happily ever after.... but yeah..... sober up thatmofo, and stop looking for love in all the wrong places... .lol

Hope she finds someone. As others have said, kudos to her. It takes courage to put yourself out there, honestly and with integrity. Especially if you have a std. Good luck girl.

/touchy-feely

thatmofo
Mon Oct 6th, 2008, 08:11 AM
The only funny thing here is thatmofo is trolling craigslist for chicks.... lol... IMHO if there were more honest people in this world, there would be less STD's so kudos for her. $10 says a guy with the herps will hit her up and live happily ever after.... but yeah..... sober up thatmofo, and stop looking for love in all the wrong places... .lol

:lol:

JohnEffinK
Mon Oct 6th, 2008, 08:21 AM
The only funny thing here is thatmofo is trolling craigslist for chicks....

:imwithstupid:

In that I have trolled Craigslist to see what my options were as well!! :alien:

Sortarican
Mon Oct 6th, 2008, 09:49 AM
... $10 says a guy with the herps will hit her up and live happily ever after....

Someone should start a dating service for people with STD's.

www.bloodmatch.com (http://www.bloodmatch.com)
www.hiv+u+me.com (http://www.hiv+u+me.com)
www.medical-mystery-date.com (http://www.medical-mystery-date.com)

I had Herpes once, but luckily my AIDS killed em off.

PhL0aTeR
Mon Oct 6th, 2008, 10:32 AM
:imwithstupid:

In that I have trolled Craigslist to see what my options were as well!! :alien:

and what options did you come up with?

JohnEffinK
Mon Oct 6th, 2008, 10:50 AM
Options were generally to stay status quo....

Bars, midnight porn, booze, that kind of thing....I can cure a hangover and boredom, STDs take a little more work!

John

CYCLE_MONKEY
Mon Oct 6th, 2008, 11:23 AM
Jeeze. Do any of you have cold sores? Cold sores are _herpes_

1 in 4. Edit: A quick search shows 4 in 5 have been exposed to the Herpes Simplex Virus (HSV).

:rolleyes:

Carl
This fact CANNOT be stressed enough. And once exposed, it's there forever. I applaud her for being upfront about this, despite the potential ridicule. Think what she could do if she wasn't?

thatmofo
Mon Oct 6th, 2008, 01:53 PM
Think of ho many already do...

JustSomeDude
Mon Oct 6th, 2008, 01:54 PM
Think of ho many already do...

funny, i don't think your typo was intentional.

:)

thatmofo
Mon Oct 6th, 2008, 02:00 PM
Oh it was

ihavealegohead
Mon Oct 6th, 2008, 02:45 PM
Yea -- and don't you make no fun of retards either --- Fudge Packers ---

http://i38.tinypic.com/2mpncpu.jpg

BeoBe
Mon Oct 6th, 2008, 03:26 PM
is she insanely rich?! lol

Mother Goose
Mon Oct 6th, 2008, 04:12 PM
http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/vegas.gif

MetaLord 9
Mon Oct 6th, 2008, 04:14 PM
^^ :lol:


my baloney has a first name, it's p-e-n-i-c-i-l-l-i-n...

thatmofo
Mon Oct 6th, 2008, 09:59 PM
Awesome comic.