bad kitty Bad!!! Dana you better read this one!

[Cat118!]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/dal/705407729.html

[Supa77]

That is some funny shit! The pic with the toilet paper hanging of his chin is hilarious.:lol:


Dana, doesn't Macieo (sp) need a friend that doesn't hide under the bed?

[Devaclis]

Man, it's blocked here at work. :(

[Supa77]

Ferocious attack kitten is available for adoption to any home willing to accept him.

This destructive kitty has been trained as a proud warrior and will fiercely defend your house, even against you. Well-trained since 10-weeks of age to attack anything in his presence, he will protect your family from evil things, including the following:

* insects

* other trained attack kittens

* babies

* toilet paper

* anything under a blanket

* unwanted house guests
* paper bags

* floor rugs

* Chuck Norris

* Feet.

Great with children (assuming you don’t like the children). Probably best used for professional catfighting. He is housebroken, but only because he wants to be. This attack cat has trained himself to seek out his food anywhere you hide it and rip the bag open to feed himself, great for those who travel extensively. Also trained to drink water out of toilet bowls and dishwater from items in the sink. Knows how to open some doors. He will find you wherever you hide.

Neutered (trust me, you wont want to him to procreate). Has not been declawed, but you'll figure that out really fast.

Understands and responds to a variety of vulgar and profane verbal commands. Has a very soft and furry belly, like a teddy bear - however he will bite your face if you try to touch it.

Willing to accept trades. Potential adopters must have experience with trained attack-kittens... please be prepared to show scars.

For the love of God, someone please take this thing out of my house.




http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m165/GENE77_2006/psychocat1.jpg


http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m165/GENE77_2006/psychocat2.jpg

[Devaclis]

Awww man!! Sweetie!!!! Pie!!!! Get me that kittah!!!!!

[McVaaahhh]

Cats are the devil.

Other peoples cats are funny though...

[Devaclis]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/devaclis/Funny/10add9.jpg

[Cat118!]

Dana you have to get the kitty!!! Save it!!!

[Suki]

I come for the children! muahahahah!

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/dal/705407729.2.jpg

lmao!

[MetaLord 9]

I'll take that kitteh!

Just put it on a plate with some teriyaki sauce w/soy on the side!

[Devaclis]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/devaclis/Funny/angel.jpg

[MetaLord 9]

^^ pa rumpa bum bum, right in her bum...

[Squisha]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/devaclis/Funny/angel.jpg

I hope that's candle wax.

[dallas]

Not at Dana's house.........

[Sortarican]

I like that cat.
He's got that "I don't take shit from none of you mofos" kinda attitude.
He's all up in your grill ya know, edgey, hardcore, a cat for the new milllennia.

HESJOHNNYFUCKINGROCKPAGECATFTMFWBITCHES!

[schwagman]

I like the bad kitty.

[schwagman]

No, I love the bad kitty.

[T-Dub]

That is funny as hell. "Has a very soft and furry belly, like a teddy bear - however he will bite your face if you try to touch it."

That is funny right there.