Army Wife Sexually Deprived

[thatmofo]

This has to be the funniest thing I have seen while riding:

http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm82/itsthatmofo/sightings/armywifesdprvd1edit.jpg

[06sv1000s]

That is funny! Wonder if her Soldier knows!

[JohnEffinK]

thatmofo,

Where do you hang out???

First the Craigslist herps add now this photo.

I need to ride with you more often.

John :twisted:

[thatmofo]

I always find something funny. It just sucks that sometimes I don't have time to take a picture while I am riding.

[puckstr]

I am sure there are plenty of soldiers that will step up and help her out.

[TheStig]

If you look in the side mirror there is a face...looks like a dude...

[dallas]

If you look in the side mirror there is a face...looks like a dude...

Or she could be sexually deprived because she has a dude face.

[LadyT]

she just wants attention :)

[thatmofo]

Or she could be sexually deprived because she has a dude face.

Negative. She is a little hottie. I talked to her at another stop light.

[pilot]

So, while teaching Total Control at Beale AFB this past week I chatted with some soldiers that told me the "code" used by dependent wives to signal that their old man was away on duty and it was cool to cum a knocking:

Position of floor mop head at front door




Mop head up, the old man is away and come on in http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:yIoRdzBnRv6uZM:http://www.puppethead.com/photoblog/photos/2007/P1000926.jpg
Mop head down, the old man is homehttp://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:1PCc-Ez_gAuF_M:http://www.carbro.co.za/images/new%2520string%2520mop.jpg

Crazy.

[Captain Obvious]

She just needs Jody to come over and help around the house. Trim the bush, check the plumbing, you know, man type stuff.

[thatmofo]

So, while teaching Total Control at Beale AFB this past week I chatted with some soldiers that told me the "code" used by dependent wives to signal that their old man was away on duty and it was cool to cum a knocking:

Position of floor mop head at front door



Mop head up, the old man is away and come on in http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:yIoRdzBnRv6uZM:http://www.puppethead.com/photoblog/photos/2007/P1000926.jpg
Mop head down, the old man is homehttp://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:1PCc-Ez_gAuF_M:http://www.carbro.co.za/images/new%2520string%2520mop.jpg
Crazy.


Are you serious?

[~Barn~]

This was in The Springs, right? If so, it's probably no joke either.... Any Denverite that goes down there on a weekend and hangs out at Rum Bay (or whatever it's called), and even puts out a hint of the "I want to take you home" vibe, will pretty much get lucky.

That place is a haven for loney mil housewives looking to take advantage of an out o' towner. :lol:

[schwagman]

When I was in Iraq a few of bros got dear john letters.

[pilot]

Are you serious?Absolutely.

[Captain Obvious]

When I was in Iraq a few of bros got dear john letters.

Prolly cause Jody was taking care of business.

[schwagman]

Prolly cause Jody was taking care of business.

Not my ex-wife she decided she likes the vayjay. Don't know why. Maybe because I am an Asian midget with little hands and big feet.:scream1:

[Captain Obvious]

Not my ex-wife she decided she likes the vayjay. Don't know why. Maybe because I am an Asian midget with little hands and big feet.:scream1:

Too bad she isn't a pedofile huh? That means she is into foot play right?

[schwagman]

Too bad she isn't a pedofile huh? That means she is into foot play right?

That means I have 1" to much man stuff:shocked:

[Captain Obvious]

That means I have 1" to much man stuff:shocked:

You are selling it wrong, you have a big clit.

[kevplus2]

Are you serious?

happened all the time down at ft. bliss during desert storm.

quite a few wives got busted for prostitution in government quarters

[schwagman]

You are selling it wrong, you have a big clit.
That's not what my wife says.:slappers:

[pilot]

happened all the time down at ft. bliss during desert storm.

quite a few wives got busted for prostitution in government quartersSame thing happened while I was stationed in Turkey back in the early 80's. My base was near the town of Adana. Same place where the movie Midnight Express was situated. In town was the "Keyhani" or legal house of prostitution where the wives of criminals paid off the husband's debt to society by selling the goods. At the same time several wives on base had organized a prostitution ring.

It made for an exciting time on base, for sure.

[BeoBe]

i think its being taken wrong. The window says "army wife sexually deprived for your freedom" Saying shes going without her man so that this country can have freedom.. Not sure if everyone knew this or not but just throwin it out there.. i dont think its a chick trying to pick up a dude or anything

[Sortarican]

...the wives of criminals paid off the husband's debt to society by selling the goods. At the same time several wives on base had organized a prostitution ring....

BUY AMERICAN!:usa: