Only you can help this person......

[Devaclis]

become a little less sad. Tell your friends. Help a brutha out:

http://www.prawiczek25.pl/index_en.php

[TFOGGuys]

Remember: It's only premarital sex if you actually plan to get married.......:hump:

[Sortarican]

Eight days in and he's already at 804123 hits?

In the words of Rodney Dangerfeild:
"Hey everybody, We're all gonna get laid!"
http://www.hembeck.com/Images/FredSez/RodneyDangerfield.jpg

[ghostrider_9]

Except you, Jeff.

[Sortarican]

Except you, Jeff.

That's not what you said last night you filthy little whore.

[MetaLord 9]

Tonight at the Pit: EVERYONE GETS LAID!!!

[ghostrider_9]

That' not what you said last night you filthy little whore.

I am not a filthy whore! I took a shower!

[Sortarican]

Tonight at the Pit: EVERYONE GETS LAID!!!

Dude!
Did you just rip off my line with a line that was ripped off from the line I ripped off?
(stops and counts on fingers to make sure that added up.)

[MetaLord 9]

Dude!
Did you just rip off my line with a line that was ripped off from the line I ripped off?
(stops and counts on fingers to make sure that added up.)
NO!!! wait. maybe.

[Devaclis]

Spoon!!!!

[Devaclis]

ooooh, lookey my post count. It is almost time to ready the troops!!!

[MetaLord 9]

Spoon!!!!
Why you all fluff'n up huh?? HUH????

[ghostrider_9]

Put the crack down Chris . . . you've stopped making sense again!

[Sortarican]

Put the crack down Chris . . . you've stopped making sense again!

Though he does still make more sense than Linsdey's posts.

[Supa77]

+1

[ghostrider_9]

Though he does still make more sense than Linsdey's posts.

I don't think that is Lindsey posting. I think it is Chris in a dress and a wig . . . just one of the many voices in his head.

[MetaLord 9]

^^ I'm not sure if you're calling me pretty or her ugly, but, either way, it's the we're the closest thing to a woman liking you that you've seen in years!

:doublefinger:

[ghostrider_9]

So, what I'm getting from this is that when you dress up in a wig and dress, you like me? Dude, you are scaring me . . . and that's not easy to do . . .

For the record, I did not call Lindsey ugly . . . I just want to clear the air so that I do not want to get beat up by another woman.

[T-Dub]

The guys female friend is pretty hot though. I think the fiance might have turned him gay. When I found out my first wife cheated on me, we got divorced, and I tapped some of her friends. Yes, I was a jerk, I agree. Plus I think one her skanky ass friends gave me something. Revenge is not revenge when you get an STD from it. Just so you know. Not a good time in my life.... where am I?

[Devaclis]

^^ So she turned you gay?

[T-Dub]

Uh, what? How does this translate to me being gay? "When I found out my first wife cheated on me, we got divorced, and I tapped some of her friends." maybe I should have specified, "female friends".

My point is that he didn't have sex in 25 years. That's not a big deal, he wanted to wait till marriage. A little too old-fashioned for me, but whatever.

Now, he doesn't have that reasoning stopping him, and he still ain't been tappin' no ass? That's just weird.

When I got divorced, a 'lil strange' was everywhere. I didn't let the pain of the breakup keep me from doing what and who I wanted to do for the past four years. Shoot, that was like letting me off the leash. :bat:

[schwagman]

Tonight at the Pit: EVERYONE GETS LAID!!!
Not me I am married and my wife is prego:cry:

[SamuraiX]

Id be smoking crack in Sheridan WY with T-Dubs cousin Ronny, if it wasn't for my wife and little girl.

[Devaclis]

This is how I met my wife. It was a bet. She lost. We are now happily married.

[Jason ON]

If I post a site with 5 million hits, can I sleep with her too?

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/7572/aniaha2.jpg

[T-Dub]

I'd b hittin' it.

I would think that if she REALLY wanted to help her little, maybe gay, friend, she would say that if he gets 5 Mil hits, we all get naked pics of her before she helps him out with "his little problem".