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Sweet Thang
Mon Nov 22nd, 2004, 11:21 AM
If you're easily offended...you might not want to scroll down.










































Things You CAN Say At Thanksgiving (And Get Away With It):

1: Talk about a huge breast !

2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3: It's Cool Whip time !

4: If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst !

5: Whew, that's one terrific spread !

6: I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7: Are you ready for seconds yet ?

8: It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it ?

9: Just wait your turn, you'll get some !

10: Don't play with your meat.

11: Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

12: Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once ?

13: I didn't expect everyone to come at once !

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15: How long will it take after you stick it in ?

16: You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17: Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

18: That's the biggest one I've ever seen !

19: How long do I beat it before it's ready ?

salsashark
Mon Nov 22nd, 2004, 04:36 PM
20. That's one huge slice of pie.

Cyalaytr
Mon Nov 22nd, 2004, 06:12 PM
Did someone butter this muffin?

panther
Mon Nov 22nd, 2004, 07:33 PM
great find sweet thang, lol.