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Mother Goose
Fri Oct 24th, 2008, 10:09 AM
Admin Edit: First 7 posts of this thread were extracted from the 5th Annual Halloween Party 10-25 7:00p.m. (http://www.cosportbikeclub.org/forums/showthread.php?p=371654#post371654) thread.


"You guys were number two, Puckstr was number one. Puckstr lost it-turned in his wings. You guys are number one. But you remember one thing: if you screw up, just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong!"
"And you asshole! You're even lucky to be here!"

mclarke
Fri Oct 24th, 2008, 12:37 PM
"Including 1 admirals daughter! Penny Bengamin?"

MetaLord 9
Fri Oct 24th, 2008, 01:33 PM
"Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash!"

mclarke
Fri Oct 24th, 2008, 01:51 PM
"Goose who's butt did you kiss to get in here anyway"

MetaLord 9
Fri Oct 24th, 2008, 01:53 PM
"the list is long and distinguished"

Mother Goose
Fri Oct 24th, 2008, 02:00 PM
"the list is long but distinguished"
fixed. :lol:

"Yeah? Well so's my johnson."

~Barn~
Fri Oct 24th, 2008, 02:02 PM
"Top Gun rules of engagement are written for your safety and for that of your team. They are not flexible, nor am I. Is that clear?"

King Nothing
Fri Oct 24th, 2008, 02:05 PM
"Slider...*sniff*....you stink."

t_jolt
Fri Oct 24th, 2008, 02:07 PM
"Good morning, gentlemen, the temperature is 110 degrees.
Holy shit, it's Viper!
Viper's up here, great... oh shit...
Great, he's probably saying, "Holy shit, it's Maverick and Goose."
Yeah, I'm sure he's saying that."

Mother Goose
Fri Oct 24th, 2008, 02:07 PM
"Any of you boys seen an aircraft carrier around here?"

MetaLord 9
Fri Oct 24th, 2008, 02:07 PM
"that's right, I AM dangerous, ice-man!"
icemane: *chomp*

mclarke
Fri Oct 24th, 2008, 02:07 PM
Take me to bed or lose me forever!

Stuart Little
Fri Oct 24th, 2008, 02:08 PM
"Uh, sorry Goose. WE happened to see a MiG 28 do a 4g negative dive."

MetaLord 9
Fri Oct 24th, 2008, 02:08 PM
"she's lost that love'n feeling, Goose."
"she's what? No she hasn't. I hate when she does that..."

Mother Goose
Fri Oct 24th, 2008, 02:08 PM
Take me to bed or lose me forever!
"Show me the way home honey!"

t_jolt
Fri Oct 24th, 2008, 02:09 PM
"The plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies room."

Stuart Little
Fri Oct 24th, 2008, 02:10 PM
"Negative Ghostrider.....Theee Pattern is Full..."

MetaLord 9
Fri Oct 24th, 2008, 02:11 PM
" I said to Hollywood, "where'd he go?" Hollywood said where'd whooooooooo goooo?"

Snowman
Fri Oct 24th, 2008, 02:12 PM
Just keeping up relations… You know the bird…

Mother Goose
Fri Oct 24th, 2008, 02:12 PM
That was me laughing dickhead.... we won.

~Barn~
Fri Oct 24th, 2008, 02:18 PM
"We could've had him man.... We Could've Had Him!"

"I'll fire when I'm goddamn good and ready, you got that?!"

MetaLord 9
Fri Oct 24th, 2008, 02:20 PM
*sex with kelly Mcguiness*

~Barn~
Fri Oct 24th, 2008, 02:21 PM
"Hemlock, is it?"

mclarke
Fri Oct 24th, 2008, 02:22 PM
Its classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

MetaLord 9
Fri Oct 24th, 2008, 02:23 PM
I feel the need, the need for speed!

mclarke
Fri Oct 24th, 2008, 02:23 PM
I'm bringing him in closer, Merlin!

~Barn~
Fri Oct 24th, 2008, 02:24 PM
"Hi, it Wolfman. Maverick just quit."

salsashark
Fri Oct 24th, 2008, 02:26 PM
mehhh... too tired on a Friday afternooon... I wanna go home. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092099/quotes)

http://lh3.ggpht.com/james.eckert/SLbuJRi3xrI/AAAAAAAAAc4/rD104i7-mhI/friday.jpg

Snowman
Fri Oct 24th, 2008, 02:28 PM
From the Directors Cut...

No, No, No, this shot won’t work, I need him to look into her eyes…
Yo, someone get Tom Cruise a stool…

mclarke
Fri Oct 24th, 2008, 02:29 PM
Bullshit! You can be mine.

~Barn~
Fri Oct 24th, 2008, 02:30 PM
mehhh... too tired on a Friday afternooon... I wanna go home. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092099/quotes)


"What's your problem Kazanski?"

MetaLord 9
Fri Oct 24th, 2008, 02:32 PM
I'm bringing him in closer, Merlin!
"you're gonna do WHAT????"

LadyT
Fri Oct 24th, 2008, 02:33 PM
Tower, this is Ghost rider requesting a flyby

Stuart Little
Fri Oct 24th, 2008, 02:34 PM
Tower, this is Ghost rider requesting a flyby

I already said NEGATIVE GHOSTRIDER... okay...fine you can flyby!

LadyT
Fri Oct 24th, 2008, 02:35 PM
I already said NEGATIVE GHOSTRIDER... okay...fine you can flyby!


haha

That son of a bitch cut me off!

Mother Goose
Fri Oct 24th, 2008, 02:37 PM
Cause I was inverted....

Mother Goose
Fri Oct 24th, 2008, 02:37 PM
Now I'm not gonna sit here and blow sunshine up your ass lieutenant.

Mother Goose
Fri Oct 24th, 2008, 02:38 PM
And one of my favorites.....

The Defense Department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid.

LadyT
Fri Oct 24th, 2008, 02:39 PM
You live your life between your legs Mav

Big-J
Fri Oct 24th, 2008, 02:40 PM
McCain/Palin 08......oh wait, wrong thread.:banghead::lol:
Im cornfused

Mother Goose
Fri Oct 24th, 2008, 02:40 PM
I'd just be happy to find a girl to talk dirty to me.

LadyT
Fri Oct 24th, 2008, 02:41 PM
Come on, Mav, do some of that pilot shit!

Devaclis
Fri Oct 24th, 2008, 02:42 PM
This thread is ghey /Thom Cruze

Mother Goose
Fri Oct 24th, 2008, 02:43 PM
This thread is ghey /Thom Cruze
Don't tease me.

Mental
Fri Oct 24th, 2008, 02:48 PM
http://www.afblues.com/comics/2007-07-04.jpg

LadyT
Fri Oct 24th, 2008, 02:54 PM
"Dude where's my car?"...."where's your car dude?"

love that movie

ha ha ha ha hahahahahahah

MetaLord 9
Fri Oct 24th, 2008, 03:12 PM
We're go'n ballistic, go get 'im, Mav!

Stuart Little
Fri Oct 24th, 2008, 03:21 PM
McCain/Palin 08......oh wait, wrong thread.:banghead::lol:
Im cornfused

That man does know all about crashin planes doesn't he :guns:

Snowman
Fri Oct 24th, 2008, 03:29 PM
That man does know all about crashin planes doesn't he :guns:After all they do call him “Maverick”

MetaLord 9
Fri Oct 24th, 2008, 03:44 PM
^^ da dum!

Canuck
Fri Oct 24th, 2008, 03:51 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHklGtW3rwU

You know I couldn't resist this one John. It has all of the important quotes to show the underlying theme of this movie :lol:

JustSomeDude
Fri Oct 24th, 2008, 04:44 PM
This thread is ghey /Thom Cruze

"You have to have carnal knowledge --- of a lady this time!"


As opposed to, uh, last time Mav? :crazy:

The Black Knight
Fri Oct 24th, 2008, 05:18 PM
I'm surprised no one's come up with:

"Jester's dead! yee-haw"

and

"this is what I call, a target-rich environment."

The GECCO
Fri Oct 24th, 2008, 07:06 PM
"Yes, I know the finger, Goose"

MAZIN
Sat Oct 25th, 2008, 01:06 AM
You know your not going to be happy unless your doing mach2 with your pants on fire

angab
Sat Oct 25th, 2008, 10:52 AM
It takes a lot more than fancy flying.

MAZIN
Sat Oct 25th, 2008, 08:35 PM
yeh your old man did it right

biship660
Sat Oct 25th, 2008, 11:19 PM
goose even you can get laid in a place like this.