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Devaclis
Tue Dec 7th, 2004, 12:18 PM
...jewelry box when he hears a voice from behind that says,


JESUS IS WATCHING



He slowly turns around to see a parrot atop a perch. He asks the parrot,


WHAT'S YOUR NAME?



The parrot replies,


GOD IS MY NAME, JESUS IS WATCHING



The burglar laughs and asks,


WHAT KIND OF OWNER CALLS THEIR PARROT "GOD"?



The parrot replies,


THE SAME OWNER WHO CALLS HIS ROTTWEILER "JESUS"

panther
Tue Dec 7th, 2004, 02:30 PM
that was pretty good, lol