The shortest books - CSC version

[Devaclis]

I have to steal this from another site because it was too damned funny.

Why I love Christians - Nick_Ninja

Favorite 1 liners - Vance

Buying and SELLING used cars - Sortarican

Keep the rubber side down - Timmay

Things that are not shiny - Terri

[Snowman]

The things I do for work. - Dana

[Devaclis]

Great conversation starters - Randall ;)

[Devaclis]

The 3 days I didn't play WoW - Gene

Wanna hear something funny? - Lindsy

Dalls' popup book of straight porn - Dallas

[Aracheon]

Keeping the rubber side down was also co-written by me. :lol:

[ghostrider_9]

My list of non-kitty images - Dana

[Devaclis]

My jobs OTHER than Hooters - Marc LOL

[Aracheon]

My non-alcoholic moments at the Toad - Dana

[Devaclis]

Hey, I have had 2 of them!!

[MetaLord 9]

Must love Dogs - Dana
And That - Sortarican
Things I Have Done That Aren't Awesome - Matty
The Art of Subtlety & Women - Timmy
I'm Not Butthurt, I Promise - Me
Vampires Don't Appear in Photos & Neither to I - Sully
Big & Tall Menswear - Shea
How To Be Mean - Kathy
I'm Gonna Be Big & Strong When I Grow Up! - Chris (Aracheon)
The Art of Staying Conscious - Bob
The Alcoholics Guide To Staying Sober - Tamira, Jason, Dana, Jeff, Me, etc. etc. etc.
Drama We Don't Know About - The CSC
Safe Sex - Gene & Tiff, Suki & Alan
Drugs I Haven't Done - Kim 'n Dean
How Not To Draw Attention To Yourself - Leah, Terri, Natti, etc.
How to Laugh Quietly - Horsman
Friends & How To Get Them to Accept You - Marc
"Canada, America's Hat" & Other Truisms - Canuck
Talking Soft & Typing Loud - Randall
The ADD Children's Book of Dinosaurs & Oh hey look, a pony! - Big J
Why Marajuana is bad for you and...wait, what? - Barn
Things I Don't Know - Dirk
Why I Have Never Dated Deuchebags - Jeanna
caps lock is for fags - DK
The Family Guy Character Companion: Meg - Lindsey
Why Getting Left Out of Lists Makes Me Happy - the rest of you fuckers :D

[Sortarican]

caps lock is for fags - DK

:spit::lol: Good ones Dana and Chris.

Additions to our winter reading list:
my favorite e.e. cummings poems ~ DK
My Favorite Long Sleeve Shirts ~ Sortarican
lol Kitty Pics I Hate ~ Dana
My collection of Really Short Stories ~ Lindsey
Things I Think I've Been Wrong About ~ Piezy
Things I Can See Over ~ Chris
People Who's Bikes I Haven't Crashed On ~ RYBO

[MetaLord 9]

I've Been Wrong All This Time & Now I'll Tell You About It Quietly: An Autobiography - Nick Ninja
Hairless Monkeys - Me
How To Date Short, Squat, Sane Women - Sortarican
I Get Laid Every Day & So Can You! - Dana
I Swear That's A Badger On My Chin & Not A Lumberjack Beard! - Ralph
Why I Voted For Barrack Obama - Sweetie Pie
Central City Speedway By Night - Timmy
Strip Clubs Are Dens of Sin - Matty

[Sortarican]

How To Date Short, Squat, Sane Women - Sortarican..

Hey! That's unfair!
I've dated plenty of.......well a bunch of........I mean a couple.......

I'm pretty sure there was at least one short girl in there somewhere.

[Pandora-11]

During my short anonymous time on this forum, I recommend the following to be written:

How to Influence People and Smooze Strangers with Class and Grace - Nick Ninja

How to Throw a Christian Under the Bus - SalsaShark

Speaking and Writing in Concise Words (love ya BK) - The Black Knight

Haiku Writing for Strangers - DanFZ1

Unfair Forum Handchecking Administration - RForsthe and Canuck:)

Soapbox - me:cry:

[200sr20]

Smoothies and me-Mike and Chris (Aracheon)
The life of Officer Robinson-Sash
How to Make Friends with Jello ahots-JJ

[Sortarican]

The life of Officer Robinson-Sash

LOL,
With contributing notes from half the CSC members that have riden through Garfeild County.
(Or is he technically Boulder County?)

[Devaclis]

How I stay on topic - CSC

[Sortarican]

How I stay on topic - CSC

JOHNNYFUCKINGROCKPAGEFTW!

[200sr20]

LOL,
With contributing notes from half the CSC members that have riden through Garfeild County.
(Or is he technically Boulder County?)

Boulder I think


How I stay on topic - CSC

Has anyone seen the new bond movie:lol:

[Devaclis]

http://www.easyscreens.info/gallery/20071105/26.gif

[Snowman]

Talking Soft & Typing Loud - Randall
I think you may have this backwards... Talking Loud and Typing Soft.

[Mother Goose]

Keeping other's rubber side down was also co-written by me. :lol:
Fixed. ;)

[Sean]

Sure fire ways to pick up girls, while riding a VFR- Aracheon
Soft Landings- Rybo
Posts that don't include sarcasm- Sully
Days I've stayed on the track the entire time- Jeff
People I've passed on the straight- Eklew

[Sully]

Days I haven't taken Glamour Shots with Aracheon - ShinySideUp

[rybo]

proper seppling - Tippys
name / face association - Sortarican

[Sortarican]

proper seppling - Tippys
name / face association - Sortarican

:lol:
Who the hell are you again?:dunno:

[ghostrider_9]

How to negotiate turn 7 - Rybo

[daemon]

look there,not there....cathy(mtnair)

how to tick off friends till they like you....mayo

[daemon]

double stinky-the use of lubricants-chad23

Colorado School of Crashing-CSC

Can't keep it upright-track hoes

[Dr. Joe Siphek]

Staying Married - Vance & Cycle monkey

Why I love honda, kawi and yamaha - Cycle Monkey

[MetaLord 9]

Staying Married - Vance & Cycle monkey
No, you meant:

Turn your Ex into Ex-citement! - The Cycle Monkey Story