An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.....

[Devaclis]

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two beers.

[pg_rider]

For some reason I find that joke infinitely funny...

[dirkterrell]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/funny-pictures-einstein-creature.jpg

Dirk

[Snowman]

And being that their mass would also be infinite, it would reduce the bar into a singularity.

Ha. Now that’s funny….

[dirkterrell]

http://www.ratemyeverything.net/image/914/0/Teaching_Mathematical_Limits.ashx

Dirk

[dirkterrell]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/funny-pictures-pi-cat.jpg

Dirk

[dirkterrell]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/cat_proximity.png

Dirk

[Devaclis]

http://www.ratemyeverything.net/image/914/0/Teaching_Mathematical_Limits.ashx

Dirk


hahaha, that took me a minute :)

[MetaLord 9]

he, math makes me giggle

[Captain Obvious]

http://www.ratemyeverything.net/image/914/0/Teaching_Mathematical_Limits.ashx

Dirk


Okay, that freaking made me LOL.

[dirkterrell]

http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm204/j4jokes/funny%20pictures/image004.gif

Dirk

[Snowman]

Two atoms were walking across a road when one of them said, "I think I lost an electron!" "Really!" the other replied, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I 'm absolutely positive."

[dirkterrell]

http://content.pyzam.com/funnypics/misc/1442%5B1%5D.jpg

Dirk

[Shea]

Two atoms were walking across a road when one of them said, "I think I lost an electron!" "Really!" the other replied, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I 'm absolutely positive."

LOL, thanks Randall :)

[dirkterrell]

http://mradomski.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/math2-1.gif

Dirk

[Snowman]

Ok thats a good one Dirk...
Somewhere there is one where the equation went to 0 and the
Physicist disappeared.

Heisenberg went for a drive and got stopped by a traffic cop.
The cop asked, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg replied, "No, but I know where I am."

[dirkterrell]

Heisenberg went for a drive and got stopped by a traffic cop.
The cop asked, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg replied, "No, but I know where I am."

:):up:

Dirk

[dirkterrell]

Let a=b

then a^2 = ab

so a^2 -b^2 = ab - b^2

factor to get (a+b)(a-b) = b(a-b)

divide out the common (a-b) to get (a+b) = b

since a=b we can write this as a+a = a

so 2a = a

therefore 2 = 1

Dirk

[Snowman]

Have you heard that entropy isn't what it used to be? :)


There was an old lady called Wright
who could travel much faster than light.
She departed one day
in a relative way
and returned on the previous night.

[dirkterrell]

http://www.tufts.edu/%7Eequinto/students/205.jpg

Dirk

[Captain Obvious]

Two atoms were walking across a road when one of them said, "I think I lost an electron!" "Really!" the other replied, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I 'm absolutely positive."


When you laugh at Shit like this, it truly means you are a nerd at heart.

Question: What is more useful: the sun or the moon?

Answer: The moon, because the moon shines at night when
you want the light, whereas the sun shines
during the day when you don't need it.

I used to tell this at Christmas and everyone just stared at me like I had a 2nd head growing out of my neck.
Q: How does Santa deliver presents all over the world on Christmas Eve?
A: With Rudolf the red-shift reindeer.

[dirkterrell]

http://www.tufts.edu/%7Eequinto/students/get-real.gif

Dirk

[Captain Obvious]

http://www.tufts.edu/%7Eequinto/students/205.jpg

Dirk

I had to read it twice, but when I did, I couldn't quit laughing.

[Shea]

haha Heisenberg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3132/2516130608_a12d206521.jpg?v=0

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2123/2522558138_117e173cfb.jpg?v=0

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/73/181911577_eaabfbc103.jpg?v=0

[Snowman]

http://www.asadasif.com/media/1/20061229-blonde_equation(2).jpg


The Heineken Uncertainty Principle says "You can never be sure how many beers you had last night."

[dirkterrell]

http://www.tufts.edu/%7Eequinto/students/diff-scientists-normal.png

Dirk

[Shea]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/centrifugal_force.png

[Snowman]

http://www.hunold.ch/escriban/har0388.jpg

[dirkterrell]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/centrifugal_force.png

One of my pet peeves...

Dirk

[dirkterrell]

My all time favorite:

http://baseballcrank.com/math.JPG

Dirk

[Shea]

Dirk trying to get a grant :)


My all time favorite:

http://baseballcrank.com/math.JPG

Dirk

[ghostrider_9]

Ok, this thread has me laughing way too much . . .

[64BonnieLass]

Ok, this thread has me laughing way too much . . .

Hahaha, me too. Dirk's are hysterical. Both the "then a miracle occurs" and the hanging stick figure. Freeking had tears rolling down my eyes. :lol:

[ghostrider_9]

Hahaha, me too. Dirk's are hysterical. Both the "then a miracle occurs" and the hanging stick figure. Freeking had tears rolling down my eyes. :lol:

I am going to steal the "then a miracle occurs" and use it on during a presentation I have to give on methods of coding . . .

[Kim-n-Dean]

Excellent, excellent stuff!!

Reminds me of the end of "Coming to America" where Eddie asks the waiter to taste the soup...

Then a miracle occurs!! Beautiful!!!!

That one kind of reminds me of the times I've had to review other architects drawings and they'll have a beam with nothing supporting it. I'll use the term "hover beam" throughout the meeting until, eventually, someone will ask what is a hover beam. I just point to their drawing and watch them turn red.

[XJ600s]

Hey, thats how they teach us E&M at CU...Fourier Tricks everywhere!

[~Barn~]

The "Bond" one is god damn hilarious.

[LambeauXLIV]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/useless.jpg

[Mac020]

Einstein proved that Time is Money, expressed by the simple and elegant formula t=$.

[XJ600s]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/28/65326564_da95fac86d.jpg?v=0