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Anonymous
Fri Dec 10th, 2004, 09:28 PM
Good: Your wife is pregnant.

Bad: It's triplets.

Ugly: You had a vasectomy 5 years ago.



Good: Your wife is not talking to you.

Bad: She wants a divorce.

Ugly: She is a Lawyer.



Good: Your son is finally maturing.

Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.

Ugly: So are you.



Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.

Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.

Ugly: You're in them.



Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.

Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.

Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.



Good: Your husband understands fashion.

Bad: He's a cross-dresser.

Ugly: He looks better than you.



Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.

Bad: She keeps interrupting.

Ugly: With corrections.



Good: The postman's early.

Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a gun.

Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.



Good: Your son is dating someone new.

Bad: It's another man.

Ugly: He's your best friend.



Good: Your daughter got a new job.

Bad: As a hooker.

Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.

Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do!

Jenny
Sat Dec 11th, 2004, 01:28 PM
hahahah nice