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ihavealegohead
Thu Dec 4th, 2008, 08:26 AM
So my wife has been nagging me for a few weeks to get the lights on the house.

Hey I have lot's of stuff to do, like cleaning my bike, getting it all sparkley for next season.

So last night I put those dam lights up in the freezing cold.

My hands were blue, I just about fell off the latter three times and could have DIED at any second. I had flash backs to that fucking deer I hit this summer which resulted in the retirement of my R6 (may she rest in peace).

I invested a lot of time and effort getting these lights up, and now that they are up she won't talk to me.

The least I could get is some freaking help on polishing the bike right?

I frankly just don't get it.

Here is a jpg of my fine work. Now back to polishing my gixxr..

http://i36.tinypic.com/2rcpohc.jpg
slayermd
Thu Dec 4th, 2008, 08:46 AM
Best....Lights......EVER!
Sortarican
Thu Dec 4th, 2008, 09:01 AM
Guess there's just no pleasing some women.:dunno:
Nick_Ninja
Thu Dec 4th, 2008, 09:03 AM
Tell her that you are saving $$ by not stringing them across the rain gutters.
MetaLord 9
Thu Dec 4th, 2008, 09:03 AM
did you find the clitoris?
Pandora-11
Thu Dec 4th, 2008, 09:58 AM
YOu really do have a lego head!
geez...:)

What's not to love about THAT job!?
Woman's brain says, "He doesn't love me enough to present me with a quality Christmas experience....see the Thanksgiving thread and LEARN!
64BonnieLass
Thu Dec 4th, 2008, 10:06 AM
Hahahaha, Jules I think you did a great job with the lights. You even plugged them in and everything. What's not to like?!

Excellent work!
pilot
Thu Dec 4th, 2008, 10:12 AM
YIKES!
200sr20
Thu Dec 4th, 2008, 10:25 AM
Priceless:lol:
mtnairlover
Thu Dec 4th, 2008, 10:35 AM
It's like one big blinking Christmas ornament...yeah, that's it.:lol:
ghostrider_9
Thu Dec 4th, 2008, 10:45 AM
I don't see the problem here . . . I mean you did do what she asked.
salsashark
Thu Dec 4th, 2008, 10:46 AM
It's like one big blinking Christmas ornament...yeah, that's it.:lol:

Yup... now put up about 40 more of those and you'll come somewhat close to my next door neighbor... :banghead:
mtnairlover
Thu Dec 4th, 2008, 10:56 AM
Yup... now put up about 40 more of those and you'll come somewhat close to my next door neighbor...:shocked:Holy Crap!

Gotta problem with that? I mean, they are the one and only landing strip on Earth for the alien Santa invasion, aren't they?:lol:
salsashark
Thu Dec 4th, 2008, 10:59 AM
Actually, not really... It's more holiday decorating than I did (or plan on doing)... I just prefer subtle over outlandish!


... and alien Santas don't scare me... it's the robot Santa you have to look out for :shock:

http://simplyxmas.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/04019-3.jpg
MAZIN
Thu Dec 11th, 2008, 11:56 AM
Very festive!!!! I Dig it I think I might decorate this year...Falalala lala la la
pauliep
Thu Dec 11th, 2008, 02:38 PM
Good job, kudos for keeping the priorities straight
TFOGGuys
Thu Dec 11th, 2008, 02:42 PM
:music:He knows when you are sleeping...he knows when you're awake....:music:

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/marasfavoritemom/People/SatanClaus.jpg

Background on Satan Claus (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Satan_Claus)
Snowman
Thu Dec 11th, 2008, 03:45 PM
So what does the Christmas Tree look like?
wazemoto07
Mon Dec 15th, 2008, 05:56 PM
Ho Ho Ho Twas the Night before Christmas and all he could see were these F..ked up lights, Well I feel your pain as I showed my wife this thread and I got smacked for your silliness. Heck with it, it's only lighting and could'nt be to much of a fire hazard right????Love it and keep up the good work!!!!!!:rock::santa: