Dr. Joe Siphek
Tue Dec 14th, 2004, 04:34 PM
A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up
>to the counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would really
>rather find a job.
>
>The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just
>got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard
>for his nympho daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big black
>Mercedes, but the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the
>long hours of this job, meals will also be provided. You will also be
>required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays. The salary
>package is $200,000 a year.".
>
>The young man said, "You're bullshitting me, man!"
>
>The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it!
>to the counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would really
>rather find a job.
>
>The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just
>got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard
>for his nympho daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big black
>Mercedes, but the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the
>long hours of this job, meals will also be provided. You will also be
>required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays. The salary
>package is $200,000 a year.".
>
>The young man said, "You're bullshitting me, man!"
>
>The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it!