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Devaclis
Wed Dec 15th, 2004, 12:13 PM
Bubba was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife, Mary Louise, to the hardware store.

At the hardware store Mary Louise saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Joe Bob, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer.

When Joe Bob was finished, Mary Louise asked how much for the teapot.
Joe Bob replied, "That's silver and it costs $100!" "My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!" Mary Louise exclaimed.

Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Bubba had sent her to buy, and Joe Bob went to the backroom to find it. From the backroom Joe Bob yelled, "Mary Louise, you wanna screw for that hinge?"


To which Mary Louise replied, "No, but I will for the teapot."

Mel
Wed Dec 15th, 2004, 10:04 PM
Nice.....

King Nothing
Wed Dec 15th, 2004, 11:06 PM
not nice :|

Centrios
Thu Oct 4th, 2007, 10:11 AM
bahahahaha

puckstr
Thu Oct 4th, 2007, 10:22 AM
I got a silver tea pot to trade

ghostrider_9
Thu Oct 4th, 2007, 10:57 AM
I guess she really wanted it . . .