nattynoo
Thu Dec 18th, 2008, 07:43 PM
HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER
You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one.........
Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful Brian's roommate, Julie, was. Brian's mother had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Julie, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Julie than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking mom, but I assure you Julie and I are just roommates.'
About a week later, Julie came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?' Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure.
So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Brian
Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that read:
Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
Love,
Mom
LESSON OF THE DAY........ NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one.........
Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful Brian's roommate, Julie, was. Brian's mother had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Julie, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Julie than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking mom, but I assure you Julie and I are just roommates.'
About a week later, Julie came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?' Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure.
So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Brian
Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that read:
Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
Love,
Mom
LESSON OF THE DAY........ NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER