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Wed Jan 7th, 2009, 07:40 PM
From: Jeffreyhttp://a113.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/94/s_93d126cc42fa39da875d4f7af80a1f58.jpg (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=85113602) Date: Jan 7, 2009 12:55 PM Subject: Just us girls Body: The female survey. Don't whimp out ladies.


1) Does your myspace password have to do with a guy?
All my passwords have something to do sith Antonio Banderas

2) Are you a girly girl?
Sometimes...............when I want to feel pretty

3) Small or big purses?
Big, being such a whore I need an overnight bag

4) Do you sleep in a bra?
No, but I sometimes pass out at the bar

5) If you had to choose:Coach bag or NFL game tickets?
NFL Head Coach Bag

6) Do you enjoy drama?
I can't help that it finds me, I'm just a drama queen

Do you dress up for Halloween?
The slutier the better

8) Do you call anybody by their last name?
Only if we're dating, otherwise I don't even bother to learn their last name

9) How many guys will read this just because it says "FEMALE SURVEY"?
10...no 12

10) Do you wear makeup?
I'm a natural beauty

11) Can you put on mascara without opening your mouth?
I can put it on using only my feet

12) Have you ever been called a bad influence?
All the time

13) American Eagle or Hollister?
Fredericks of Hollywood

14) Heels or flats?
Platforms

15) Jeans or skirt?
Jeans, but with legs like mine I've been told I should wear more skirts

16) Heels or sneakers?
One of each

17) Straight or curly hair?
Wigs

18) Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?
Blonde guys are so vain

20) Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
Why mess with perfection

21) Do you like your life?
No, but I expect great things from my death

22) Ever walked into the guy's bathroom?
All the time

24) Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?
You know it girlfriend

26) Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
Men are like tumors, sometimes it takes surgery to get them out of your head

In a boy:
1) Cowboy or gangsta?
CPA

3) Well-educated or Dropout?
Illiterate

4) Contacts or Glasses?
Eye patch

5) Funny or Serious?
Seriously funny

6) Romantic or Dare devil?
Romantic Devil

7) Cute or Hot?
Stone cold

8) Long or short hair?
Bald

9) Baseball or Hockey guys?
Which one has the guys without teeth? Oh yeah, NASCAR