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Devaclis

Mon Jan 12th, 2009, 01:12 PM

"Explosive snowfall snarled the Monday morning commute with a couple of hours of intense snowfall that ended on time before noon Monday." /9news.com

I noticed the terrorist clouds moving in last night but the Governor would not take my calls :(

rapparee

Mon Jan 12th, 2009, 01:16 PM

Explosive snowfall snarled the Monday morning commute
So there I was minding my own damn business when this damn explosive snow blew me clean off the road, then started screaming at me about how it was my fault, damndest thing I ever saw. PS i finally have a down day at work:)

Spy007

Mon Jan 12th, 2009, 01:16 PM

uh...

its still snowing at the office here...

big time...

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/1765/snowxa6.jpg

rapparee

Mon Jan 12th, 2009, 01:20 PM

http://images-partners.google.com/images?q=tbn:XSiffMZ6ERkUNM:http://www.beachtownpress.com/db5/00415/beachtownpress.com/_uimages/beach7.jpg (http://www.beachtownpress.com/)
Really, sunny and 84 on my end of town.

Spy007

Mon Jan 12th, 2009, 01:23 PM

salsashark

Mon Jan 12th, 2009, 01:26 PM

sun's peeking out on the east side of town

at least that what it looks like on the webcam...

no windows :(

Snowman

Mon Jan 12th, 2009, 01:30 PM

"Explosive snowfall snarled the Monday morning commute with a couple of hours of intense snowfall that ended on time before noon Monday." /9news.comHOLY SHIT!!!, does anyone know who was behind this attack of snowfall?

First exploding planes into buildings, now exploding snow on to commuters? What kind of diabolical terrorists are we dealing with here? We must immediately retaliate against those responsible for this attack on our commuters. They were just on their way to work… OH THE HUMANITY!!!!

Wait, why wasn’t this on CNN or any of the other news networks?

~Barn~

Mon Jan 12th, 2009, 01:33 PM

Shock and Awe.

dirkterrell

Mon Jan 12th, 2009, 01:34 PM

HOLY SHIT!!!, does anyone know who was behind this attack of snowfall?

Weapons of mass precipitation.

Dirk

Devaclis

Mon Jan 12th, 2009, 01:35 PM

I am revoking their artistic license and suspending their disbelief.

Spy007

Mon Jan 12th, 2009, 01:38 PM

I am Wilford Brimley and I have Diabeetus

puckstr

Mon Jan 12th, 2009, 01:40 PM

sun's peeking out on the east side of town

at least that what it looks like on the webcam...

no windows :(

I feel your pain. No window :(here but my office is large:)

Gregger

Mon Jan 12th, 2009, 01:46 PM

I love the 20% chance of flurries, and waking up to 5" of freshie...

TFOGGuys

Mon Jan 12th, 2009, 02:01 PM

I don't get it....short of electrolysis, how to I get the snow to explode? Every time I try to light it, it just melts :dunno:

Spy007

Mon Jan 12th, 2009, 02:01 PM

I wanna be here...

http://www.mauimanakai.com/webcam.htm

rapparee

Mon Jan 12th, 2009, 02:05 PM

I wanna be here... Oh come on, it is just a spot of snow! Not like its 20 below.:) / says the amish guy sipping a drink on the beach

Spy007

Mon Jan 12th, 2009, 02:07 PM

Are you really sittin on a beach somewhere right now?

rforsythe

Mon Jan 12th, 2009, 02:08 PM

I don't get it....short of electrolysis, how to I get the snow to explode? Every time I try to light it, it just melts :dunno:

Dynamite!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFwxH3PPWiU

rapparee

Mon Jan 12th, 2009, 02:09 PM

Are you really sittin on a beach somewhere right now?

Naw, just making your day more miserable:)

Spy007

Mon Jan 12th, 2009, 02:10 PM

Naw, just making your day more miserable:)

Ok then... i can live with that

Mental

Mon Jan 12th, 2009, 03:42 PM

From Channel 9 News...

Explosive snowfall snarled the Monday morning commute this morning after getting into a collision as well as physical altercation with several area motorcycle enthusiasts. The exploding snow had a BAC well over the legal limit, had it children not buckled in an appoved car seat and was not in possesion of valid insurance. The authorities on the scene issued a warning to the snow. The motorcyclists are expected to spent 2 years in painful physical therapy and recovery. One cited his helmet with saving his life. It is not known if the motorcyclist were wearing protective gear and they were cited by local authorities for being a contributing factor to the incident. Local goverment employee Mike Ockistiny said "They are motorcyclists after all"

Gainer

Mon Jan 12th, 2009, 04:07 PM

Weapons of mass precipitation.

Can you prove the existance of these WMP's?

MetaLord 9

Mon Jan 12th, 2009, 04:11 PM

Mental, your report failed to acknowledge that the combusting precipitation was gratuitously exceeding the speed limt and showing a healthy disdain for all forms of law enforcement. The report was also remiss in noting that the cure for exploding snow is for all Alice listeners to open their doors at the sight of oncoming snow.