In honor of the inauguration tomorrow night......

[CYCLE_MONKEY]

......Steve and I are going to sit down and watch Blazing Saddles. I think it a fitting movie.:)

[salsashark]

:up:

My favorite Brooks movie. Did you know that Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder wrote the script. That in itself isn't that big of a deal, but Richard wrote all the lines for the white characters and Gene wrote all of the black characters. The commentary on the DVD is awesome.


I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.

[MetaLord 9]

Where all the white women at?

[puckstr]

Mongo like Beans

[TFOGGuys]

Anybody moves, and the ________ gets it!
http://353review.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/blaze.jpg

[CYCLE_MONKEY]

Anybody moves, and the President gets it!
http://353review.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/blaze.jpg
Fixed it for ya!

[CYCLE_MONKEY]

"Damn near lost me a two-hunnert-doller handcart!"

[dirkterrell]

Somebody's gonna have to go back and get a shitload o' dimes.

http://www.boulder.swri.edu/%7Eterrell/images/dimes.jpg

Dirk

[modette99]

..

[PROFLYER]

NICE!

[dapper]

I was going to say, I'll be polishing the rifle tonight:

What you do in the bed room is between you and those watching. :D



What the heck...I'll bite.

How many strokes does it take to clear the barrel?

What's the preferred lube?

What's the length of that barrel?

Do you always post up pics of your barrel?

Has your wife been the only target or is it for public service?

<holding...back...from...entering...more>

[MetaLord 9]

What you do in the bed room is between you and the internet
fixed.

[Snowman]

Those damn cams are everywhere.
I think we are turning ourselves into Big Brother faster than any goverment could.

[spudwrench]

......Steve and I are going to sit down and watch Blazing Saddles. I think it a fitting movie.:)


I think I will be watching "Deliverance"

don't be shy frank, I think everyone will be impressed that it was your "Cousin" playing that thar "Banjo Music"

[Devaclis]

I think I will be watching "Deliverance"

don't be shy frank, I think everyone will be impressed that it was your "Cousin" playing that thar "Banjo Music"

Quoted for proof

[CYCLE_MONKEY]

I think I will be watching "Deliverance"

don't be shy frank, I think everyone will be impressed that it was your "Cousin" playing that thar "Banjo Music"
......and that was you with the "purdy mouth" squealing like a pig, wasn't it?:)

[spudwrench]

......and that was you with the "purdy mouth" squealing like a pig, wasn't it?:)

Impossible

1-I am not OLD and stink like OLD man, like you.
2-I am Bi-pedal, I walk on two feet.
3-I have never "dated" your cousins Frank.

[CYCLE_MONKEY]

Mission: Possible

1-I have genital MOLD and stink like OLD feet.
2-I am Bi-sexual and grovel at your feet.
3-I have not dated YOUR cousins, but have "dated" MY OWN cousins. In fact, I am my own son!
Fixed it for ya!:)

[spudwrench]

Fixed it for ya!:)

I don't have any sons. Not yet at least.

shot your wad? thats all ya got?

[CYCLE_MONKEY]

shot your wad? thats all ya got?
Yes, I did. You can swallow now.......



Ah well, had enough fun for tonight, heading home and away from the PC......tune in tomorrow folks, for another episode of "Frank shoots, Spud Swallows"!

[spudwrench]

Frank you ran out of cialis, remember? You could not get it up to shoot your wad.

[Mental]

:up:

My favorite Brooks movie. Did you know that Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder wrote the script. That in itself isn't that big of a deal, but Richard wrote all the lines for the white characters and Gene wrote all of the black characters. The commentary on the DVD is awesome.

I didn't know that. The brillance of that movie is that every ethnic slur used actually mocks the peaple who think that way, not the target.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2163/2495954555_c10790584b.jpg?v=0

"Don't just stand there, grasping your hands in pain, how about a round of applause for The Waco Kid."

[mtnairlover]

I didn't know that. The brillance of that movie is that every ethnic slur used actually mocks the peaple who think that way, not the target.


That's why I loved that movie when I saw it years ago...and still do.

[salsashark]

man... I may have to fire up my copy!

[spudwrench]

Yes, I did. You can swallow now.......



Ah well, had enough fun for tonight, heading home and away from the PC......tune in tomorrow folks, for another episode of "Frank shoots, Spud Swallows"!


You know, those kids of yours, sure do look like me.

[CYCLE_MONKEY]

You know, those kids of yours, sure do look like me.
That's where you crossed the line you cocksucker. Leave my kids out of this. Care to meet up so I can pound the living shit out of you?

[spudwrench]

That's where you crossed the line you cocksucker. Leave my kids out of this. Care to meet up so I can pound the living shit out of you?


ok, I am sorry, I apoligize.

no I am not laughing. or smirking.

In all seriousness, Sorry bout the kid remark.

[ZX9Rider]

ok, I am sorry, I apoligize.

no I am not laughing. or smirking.

In all seriousness, Sorry bout the kid remark.
Coward. Next thing you know you will be flip flopping about wanted to polish Obamas balls.

[Sortarican]

....shot your wad? thats all ya got?


Yes, I did. You can swallow now.......

:spit:
Frank 1 Spud 0!
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e144/daynuh81/oh_snap_aids.jpg


Anybody moves, and the ________ gets it!

10807

http://deathby1000papercuts.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/barack-obama-blazing-saddles.jpg

[spudwrench]

Coward. Next thing you know you will be flip flopping about wanted to polish Obamas balls.


You lost :slappers:

[CYCLE_MONKEY]

ok, I am sorry, I apoligize.

no I am not laughing. or smirking.

In all seriousness, Sorry bout the kid remark.
Apology accepted. You can bust my e-ballz all day long, and I'm happy to bust 'em back with no hard feelings as I find it good fun, but as far as I'm concerned people's kids and wives etc. are off limits.

Ok, now where were we, PudStench?:)

[CYCLE_MONKEY]

:spit:
Frank 1 Spud 0!
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e144/daynuh81/oh_snap_aids.jpg



10807

http://deathby1000papercuts.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/barack-obama-blazing-saddles.jpg
Jeff, mah brotha from anotha mutha, you are too friggin' funny!

[Sortarican]

.... but as far as I'm concerned people's kids and wives etc. are off limits.

But what if I'm talking about your wife and my kids?

[CYCLE_MONKEY]

But what if I'm talking about your wife and my kids?
.....I'll revoke your green card!:)

[#1Townie]

That's where you crossed the line you cocksucker. Leave my kids out of this. Care to meet up so I can pound the living shit out of you?

hahahahahahahahaha
o wait now youll call me clownie..

[ZX9Rider]

You lost :slappers::) Looks like you lost. BANNED. When you come back we can play again. But until then have another.:drink:

[CYCLE_MONKEY]

hahahahahahahahaha
o wait now youll call me clownie..
Yes.:)