Fart Football

[Devaclis]

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows
When the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.'

His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?'
The old man replied, 'It's fart football..'

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says 'Touchdown, tie score.'

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,
'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says,
'Touchdown, tie score.'

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says,
'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on the old man.

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got,

And accidentally shits in the bed.

The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'

The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides.'

[~Barn~]

This one should actually deduct from your post count.

[Devaclis]

Country Buffet?

[~Barn~]

:D

[Nick_Ninja]

D --- speaking from experience.

[MetaLord 9]

This one should actually deduct from your post count.
Yeah, but then he'd only be 80 something ahead of you!

[~Barn~]

Yeah, but who's competing?

[MetaLord 9]

well...up until a couple days ago, YOU were! :lol:

[~Barn~]

Yeah, but post count has never been my competition on this forum, Chris.

Just like in highschool, I never took issue when guys like you bought letter jackets for things like "Band" and "DECA". I thought it was kinda cute. :D

[McVaaahhh]

:pointlaugh:

[MetaLord 9]

Yeah, but post count has never been my competition on this forum, Chris.

Just like in highschool, I never took issue when guys like you bought letter jackets for things like "Band" and "DECA". I thought it was kinda cute. :D
Well they didn't give out letters for "Douche Bag," otherwise I'd have earned mine. :(

[McVaaahhh]

Since Dana is notably absent from this thread I'm guessing he is cooking up something special for his 15,000th post.

Quick, Admin, screw up his post count. :lol:

[~Barn~]

Now that Dana is officially topping the charts, is there anybody who has a higher Average Post per Day?

I mean... assuming a reasonable estimation of mortality, is there anybody who is mathmatically going to pass him at some point?

[MetaLord 9]

God.

[Sortarican]

Now that Dana is officially topping the charts, is there anybody who has a higher Average Post per Day?

I'm only .5 posts per day behind him.
(And I don't have interweb at home.)

[*GSXR~SNAIL*]

Dana? (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/35771/guy_farts_on_his_wife/)

[Matty]

Now that Dana is officially topping the charts, is there anybody who has a higher Average Post per Day?

I mean... assuming a reasonable estimation of mortality, is there anybody who is mathmatically going to pass him at some point?
Give Chris another year and get Dana a sabbatical from work so he can play WOW non-stop. and it might happen!!!

[SaShWhO]

I will

[SaShWhO]

pass up

[SaShWhO]

Dana at this rate.

[MetaLord 9]

Less talk, more KITTAHS!!!