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Devaclis
Wed Feb 4th, 2009, 07:56 AM
http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/18637190/detail.html

Batleth HOOOOOOOOOO!!!
#1Townie
Wed Feb 4th, 2009, 08:01 AM
hahaha transported himself out of the store on foot!!!!!
TFOGGuys
Wed Feb 4th, 2009, 08:03 AM
The comments are priceless...

"A supply of tribbles to foil future attempts"

:spit:
Snowman
Wed Feb 4th, 2009, 08:10 AM
Might not be Vance…
I didn’t see where the robber yelled “For the honor and glory of Vanceilvania” as he exited the store.
Sonic Boom
Wed Feb 4th, 2009, 09:01 PM
Qaplah!

That's awesome!
Captain Obvious
Wed Feb 4th, 2009, 09:19 PM
The comments are freaking awesome. The dorks are even debating Trekker vs Trekkie.
Sortarican
Thu Feb 5th, 2009, 09:57 AM
LOL,
The second clerk refused to give him the cash.
Probably accused the robber of being without honor.
Devaclis
Thu Feb 5th, 2009, 10:00 AM
Was he listening to Tapow in his casset player while planning this robbery?
TFOGGuys
Thu Feb 5th, 2009, 10:22 AM
Was he listening to T'Pau in his casset player while planning this robbery?

Fixed (yeah, I'm a geek)
Devaclis
Thu Feb 5th, 2009, 10:27 AM
Doh!!!
Sortarican
Thu Feb 5th, 2009, 10:58 AM
They found the guy:
http://www.hms-studios.com/pictures/startrek/bat'leth.jpg

He's been arrested:
http://gizmodo.com/assets/images/gizmodo/2008/08/mcgarrySWNS250506_228x262.jpg

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u6/nickclaw/warfgif.gif
TFOGGuys
Thu Feb 5th, 2009, 11:16 AM
joH'a' 'oH wIj DevwI' jIH DIchDaq Hutlh pagh!
Sortarican
Thu Feb 5th, 2009, 11:32 AM
joH'a' 'oH wIj DevwI' jIH DIchDaq Hutlh pagh!

I've never wanted to steal your lunch money and give you a wedgie more Jim.
sprtbkbabe
Thu Feb 5th, 2009, 08:41 PM
I dunno what's worse, the geek robbing the store...



Or "...entered the store with a weapon the clerk recognized from the Star Trek TV series..."




:wtf:

bahahahahahahahah!
Vance
Fri Feb 6th, 2009, 06:34 AM
Sorry for the delayed response everyone...

I was busy being interrogated by the Arapahoe County PD, FBI, NSA, some unidentified organization that liked to try to play confusion games, and the COSprings Mounties (they call themselves Police. PFFFFFFF). Fools and half-wits all of them! HA!

They cannot break, tap, or even begin to fathom the depth of dasterdly deads within the superior mind of the First Padashar Emperor of Vancelvania! I've had training! I've had conditioning! They made the mistake of not offering me chocolate!

Fortunately for me I allowed them a peak into my brain just so much to show them I am just enough of a geek to have pointed out that my bat'leth is a superior weapon to that which was used by said thieves, and mine is utilized as a personal defense weapon for radical tonsillectomies of any dumb SOB that would dare to break in my home (hence the very sharp pointy parts and bladed edges).

Likewise - blood tests showed all blood stains therein were over two years old... and I had very good excuses for each and every different blood mark on the blades.

Fortunately for me they didn't ask about the locations of any bodies I might know there whereabouts of...

So they're none the wiser, and I'm free and clear of all charges (at least relating to thievery).

:)

mischieve on mischievas!
TFOGGuys
Fri Feb 6th, 2009, 06:43 AM
I've never wanted to steal your lunch money and give you a wedgie more Jim.

I'm not THAT big a geek... I used an online translator.