Bastards

[rforsythe]

I hate it when I stay up late to work with people in China, who swear that "oh yeah I will be online, just instant message me", and the fucker never shows.

Best part is I can't really even fix this guy's problems since all my shit works like it's supposed to, I just have to collect data to help him prove to himself to fix his own servers.

The China office annoys me.

[= Buckeye Jess =]

You mean China's service calls are routed to the US while our's are routed to India? lol

[rforsythe]

Exactly. We have an office in India too but they've learned to stop calling me. I do not work 24x7 no matter how much they whine. Best part was when they pressed the issue, so I let them wake up my old manager over it. She was even more direct on the concept of "do not ever call me at this time of night for this crap again".

But hey, having offices in opposite timezones is NEAT!

[= Buckeye Jess =]

hehehe... I can only imagine.

[Devaclis]

Ralph, you should just fly out there and fix their problems Steven Segal style :)

[MetaLord 9]

^^By squingting constantly and unleashing a wrath of piss-poor acting abilities???

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[Devaclis]

By running like a girl and breaking everyones arm just above the wrist :)

[MetaLord 9]

^^ I wanna see Ralph fight harp seals like Segal did on Family Guy and then dive into this impressive range of emotions:


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[SamuraiX]

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[TFOGGuys]

I hate it when I stay up late to work with people in China, who swear that "oh yeah I will be online, just instant message me", and the fucker never shows.

Best part is I can't really even fix this guy's problems since all my shit works like it's supposed to, I just have to collect data to help him prove to himself to fix his own servers.

The China office annoys me.

Get his home phone number. Call him at noon our time. Hang up. Repeat.

[BaldEagle]

I hate it when I stay up late to work with people in China, who swear that "oh yeah I will be online, just instant message me", and the fucker never shows.

Best part is I can't really even fix this guy's problems since all my shit works like it's supposed to, I just have to collect data to help him prove to himself to fix his own servers.

The China office annoys me.

What do you do?

I say we bring the jobs back home!

[= Buckeye Jess =]

We've all talked to this guy....
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