Mel
Thu Jan 13th, 2005, 11:36 PM
Yes, I think this is probably a respost because I have seen it before:
Subject: Three Wishes......
>A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball
>into the woods. She
>went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in
>a trap. The frog said
>to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will
>grant you three wishes."
>The woman freed the frog.
>The frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention
>that there was a
>condition to your wishes-that whatever you wish for,
>your husband will get
>ten times more or better!" The woman said, "That would
>be okay."
>For her first wish, she wanted to be the most
>beautiful woman in the world.
>The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish
>will also make your
>husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis,
>that women will flock
>to. The woman replied, "That will be okay because I
>will be the most
>beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me.
>"So, KAZAM-she's the most
>beautiful woman in the world.
>For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest
>woman in the world. The
>frog said, "That will make your husband the richest
>man in the world and he
>will be ten times richer than you." The woman said,
>"That will be okay
>because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
>So, KAZAM-she's the
>richest woman in the world!
>The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she
>answered, "I'd like a
>mild heart attack."
>Moral of the story: Women are clever bitches. Don't
>mess with them.
Subject: Three Wishes......
>A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball
>into the woods. She
>went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in
>a trap. The frog said
>to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will
>grant you three wishes."
>The woman freed the frog.
>The frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention
>that there was a
>condition to your wishes-that whatever you wish for,
>your husband will get
>ten times more or better!" The woman said, "That would
>be okay."
>For her first wish, she wanted to be the most
>beautiful woman in the world.
>The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish
>will also make your
>husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis,
>that women will flock
>to. The woman replied, "That will be okay because I
>will be the most
>beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me.
>"So, KAZAM-she's the most
>beautiful woman in the world.
>For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest
>woman in the world. The
>frog said, "That will make your husband the richest
>man in the world and he
>will be ten times richer than you." The woman said,
>"That will be okay
>because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
>So, KAZAM-she's the
>richest woman in the world!
>The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she
>answered, "I'd like a
>mild heart attack."
>Moral of the story: Women are clever bitches. Don't
>mess with them.