People have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72. and they're all poisonous

[salsashark]

And one of those is the sue happy douche bag gene...

Chuck Norris sues, says his tears no cancer cure (http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSN2129580420071222)


NEW YORK (Reuters) - Tough-guy actor and martial arts expert Chuck Norris sued publisher Penguin on Friday over a book he claims unfairly exploits his famous name, based on a satirical Internet list of "mythical facts" about him...


So who's he gonna sue next? I say Spain...

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[teamhypoxia]

sue? SUE?!
you mean he's not just gonna give 'em a round house kick to the face?!

WTF?!

[Sonic Boom]

Chuck Norris built the short block in my Mustang. It has 10,000 horsepower and runs on the tears of small children. He says it's his "Street" version.

[Mental]

You know that article is from 2007 and like a 3 time repost here right?

[salsashark]

Nope... popped up in a feed on my Google page...

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-cat-blinds-abort-retry-fail.jpg

[puckstr]

You know that article is from 2007 and like a 3 time repost here right?


But it is about Chuck Norris so it is all good.
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