Dr. Joe Siphek
Wed Jan 19th, 2005, 10:39 AM
A couple, both 78 went to a sex therapist's office in Winter Haven,
Florida.
The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man asked, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple had finished, the
doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse"
and
charged them $50. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would
make an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor,
and
then leave. Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying
to
find out?"
The old man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married
and
we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The
Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $140. We do it here for $50
and
I get $43 back from Medicare."
Is Florida great or what?
Florida.
The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man asked, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple had finished, the
doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse"
and
charged them $50. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would
make an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor,
and
then leave. Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying
to
find out?"
The old man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married
and
we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The
Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $140. We do it here for $50
and
I get $43 back from Medicare."
Is Florida great or what?