Holy Hand Grenade

[TFOGGuys]

Pub closed by Holy Hand Grenade (http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23664399-details/article.do?ito=newsnow&)

[Shea]

lol

[= Buckeye Jess =]

hehe..been a while since I've gotten my Monty fix in! I kept waiting for the monks to whack themselves in the head during the chant.
Funny article tho!

[Horsman]

Did it look like this???
http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r107/4Horsman/holy_hand_grenade.jpg
I have one and it is quite nice. Plus a watery tart laying in a pond also threw me a sword at me... Nickkky wickky wazzzz pang!!!
I think I will go cut down the mightiest Tree with a.... Herring!!!

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r107/4Horsman/monty_python_witch-701441.jpg

[= Buckeye Jess =]

Niii!

[Horsman]

Niii!
What are you going to do??? Bleed on me???

[= Buckeye Jess =]

I fart in your general direction!

Now go away before I shall taunt you a second time...

and for the life of me... I can't remember which was the hamster and the other smelled of elderberries....mom or dad? lol

[Horsman]

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r107/4Horsman/blackbea.jpg

Do you prefer the African or European Swallow???

[= Buckeye Jess =]

Well that depends...are we carrying a coconut husk around?
Yeah... I'm gonna have to do a popcorn and grail night tonight! lol

[Horsman]

Well that depends...are we carrying a coconut husk around?
Yeah... I'm gonna have to do a popcorn and grail night tonight! lol

Yep same here!!! :drink:

[= Buckeye Jess =]

Well hell, c'mon over and we'll have a Grail gathering! lol

[Gainer]

Well hell, c'mon over and we'll have a Grail gathering! lol

Good luck Jess, he is not into women. :slappers:

[= Buckeye Jess =]

lol...uhhh well.... ok...lmao
not sure what gutter your head is residing in today gainer...was simply an invite to watch the grail! =) unless i end up watching boondocks or departed again! lol

[Horsman]

Good luck Jess, he is not into women. :slappers:

WTF??? You can't call someone gay if they already called you gay!!! LOL:drink:It's Fireball Time!!!!

[= Buckeye Jess =]

lmao.... aw heck, time for the popcorn now!

[Gainer]

http://shop.linuxholyfather.com/images/12088198228781376860217.bmp

[= Buckeye Jess =]

what'd you delete the lego knights for ya dork? lol
my ex snaked my special edition dvd that had that whole thing on it

[Gainer]

"Come back here you ninny, I will bite your head off!"

http://static.guim.co.uk/Guardian/arts/gallery/2007/jul/22/comedy.films/holy_grail_ronaldgrant-2878.jpg

[Snowman]

Damn it, Ralph you just had and go unleash the inevitable torrent of Monty Pythonisums that will now follow without any regard to the peasants.
It’s like we are living in a monarchy or something.
I didn't know we had a king.
I thought we were an autonomous collective.
You'rw foolin' yourself! We're living in a dictatorship.
A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working class...
Oh, there you go bringing class into it again…

Shit, now you got me doing it…

[Horsman]

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r107/4Horsman/HolyGrail165.jpg

Gay-noir after a night of drinking!!! Some call him 'Tim"???

[Gainer]

WTF??? You can't call someone gay if they already called you gay!!! LOL:drink:It's Fireball Time!!!!
Sorry, I am not very knowledgeable in regards to the "gay calling" etiquette. Now I know who to ask when I have a question about this. Thanks for clearing that up. Did you say Fireball????

[= Buckeye Jess =]

Shit, now you got me doing it…
But it is so much fuuuun! lol

[Snowman]

But it is so much fuuuun! lol
Fun huh, more like someone should be punished for starting a thread like this. You know you must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me.
And me. And me too. And me.
Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking.
And after the spanking, the oral sex…





Damn it…

[= Buckeye Jess =]

Oh that naughty Newt! Naughty, naughty Newt!

[asp_125]

She's got... huuuugge.... tracts of land!

[= Buckeye Jess =]

She's got... huuuugge.... tracts of land!
LMAO!!!!

Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.

[Snowman]

Oh that naughty Newt! Naughty, naughty Newt!
Now you are just taunting me.
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper.
I fart in your general direction.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.




Ahhhh Stop!!!!

[asp_125]

Shut up! Shut up!... Bloody peasants!

[= Buckeye Jess =]

Noooo, there shall be no stopping!!!

A year passed: winter changed into spring, spring changed into summer, summer changed back into winter, and winter gave spring and summer a miss and went straight on into autumn... until one day...

[Snowman]

Noooo, there shall be no stopping!!!

A year passed: winter changed into spring, spring changed into summer, summer changed back into winter, and winter gave spring and summer a miss and went straight on into autumn... until one day...
You are a treble girl. You need to stop now. It's just like those miserable psalms, always so depressing. Now knock it off!!!!



Grrr…

[= Buckeye Jess =]

You wanna fight it out snowman??

"Now now, let's not bicker and argue about who killed who, this is supposed to be a happy occasion!"

[Snowman]

You wanna fight it out snowman??

"Now now, let's not bicker and argue about who killed who, this is supposed to be a happy occasion!"
I would never fight one so lovely…
"When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled."
No I didn’t…

Wait Stop, now I'm talking to myself...

[= Buckeye Jess =]

hehehe

Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy."
-God

[Snowman]

Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.

[King Nothing]

I've never heard of this movie? Is it new?

[= Buckeye Jess =]

Yes Doug, it is...we are writing it right before your eyes!

Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
No. It's unhealthy.
I bet you're gay.
Am not.

[Snowman]

Who's that then?
I dunno, must be a king.
Why?
He hasn't got shit all over him.

[= Buckeye Jess =]

and with this last note, I must take my momentary leave from the board... perhaps to indulge in a bit of grail questing myself...

...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped.
This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

[Humbucker]

Look if some watery tart had lobbed a scimitar at me and said I was king ...
:crazy:

[sky_blue]

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_yRSOQ6jUGrw/R5jaUdlip4I/AAAAAAAABvU/qAX66vXFRiY/s400/repression.jpg