Dr. Joe Siphek
Wed Jan 26th, 2005, 01:23 PM
A guy goes to the U.S. Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?"
"Yes," he says. "I was in Viet Nam for three years."
The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward
employment." Then the interviewer asks, "Are you disabled
in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near me
and blew my testicles off."
The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you right now.
The hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start
tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 A.M."
The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M.
to 4:00 P.M. then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M.?"
"This is a government job" the interviewer says. "For the first
two hours we sit around scratching our balls.......no point in you
coming in for that."
The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?"
"Yes," he says. "I was in Viet Nam for three years."
The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward
employment." Then the interviewer asks, "Are you disabled
in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near me
and blew my testicles off."
The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you right now.
The hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start
tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 A.M."
The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M.
to 4:00 P.M. then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M.?"
"This is a government job" the interviewer says. "For the first
two hours we sit around scratching our balls.......no point in you
coming in for that."