shmoab
Thu Jan 27th, 2005, 04:05 PM
Q: How do they say "fuck you" in Los Angeles?
A: Trust Me!
Q: Why don't people in Thailand take baths?
A: Because they wash-up on shore.
Q: What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?
A: The back of my hand.
Q: How many sorority sisters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to screw it in and one to take a picture.
Q: What's the difference between 9/11 and the Tsunami?
A: About 150,000 more people I don't know or care about.
Deep in the backwoods, the hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.
Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a
lantern and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing."
Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there," said the doctor, "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down... I think there's
another one coming!"
Sure enough, within minutes he delivered a baby girl. "No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern... It seems there's yet another one in there!" cried the doctor.
The hillbilly scratched his head in bewilderment and asked the doctor,
"Do you think it's the light that's attractin' 'em?"
A: Trust Me!
Q: Why don't people in Thailand take baths?
A: Because they wash-up on shore.
Q: What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?
A: The back of my hand.
Q: How many sorority sisters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to screw it in and one to take a picture.
Q: What's the difference between 9/11 and the Tsunami?
A: About 150,000 more people I don't know or care about.
Deep in the backwoods, the hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.
Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a
lantern and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing."
Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there," said the doctor, "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down... I think there's
another one coming!"
Sure enough, within minutes he delivered a baby girl. "No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern... It seems there's yet another one in there!" cried the doctor.
The hillbilly scratched his head in bewilderment and asked the doctor,
"Do you think it's the light that's attractin' 'em?"