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Mental
Wed Apr 15th, 2009, 01:05 PM
Sooooo…..
It’s been a while, and I have been a little too sane. I mean, I am Mental and its time for a Mental-esque (http://www.drmcninja.com/)post.
I mean right now I am doing this whole professional leadership thing, and talking about grown up topics, and I hate that. I wanna harken back to my days of hotwheels in the back yard with an entire complex system of highways, getwaways and hideouts carved into a dirt hill. The fact I was doing that last week is not your concern. Unless you’re Bash, and only because he was there helping me. By the way Bash, I still want my purple Jet Threat (http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/hotwheels/images/thumb/d/d9/Jetthreat2.jpg/284px-Jetthreat2.jpg) back, I know it was you.

But none of this is really crazy; unless Bash doesn’t gimmie back my hot wheel, in which case I’ll display Charlie Manson (http://z.about.com/d/crime/1/0/h/D/manson1a.jpg) eating Fruit Loops (http://www.fasthack.com/images/weblog/2007/07/krustyos-5.jpg)on your porch crazy. Yes I know it’s from a Suicidal Tendencies song. Don’t lecture me, I was around when the album first came out, I have it on cassette (http://www.jedbangersrecords.com.ar/catalog/images/LIGHTS.jpg).

No, this is more waxing nostalgic, which is permissible, even considering it was last week. Of course its not that I am crazy, just mental. Did ja see what I did there? It’s a homonym. Look it up. Maybe I am crazy, but in a cool neighbor way, not frozen body parts in the freezer way. But then again, the dictionary defines crazy as an adjective meaning (among other things) “having an unusual, unexpected, or random quality, behavior, result, pattern, etc” Shit. That doesn’t help The noun definition is an unpredictable, nonconforming person; oddball. Hmm. Now this give some hope, after all this is SoCo and the lot of you are whack yo (http://media.decider.com/assets/images/events/performer/1717/timanderic_jpg_595x325_crop_upscale_q85.jpg).

But enough about you, lets talk about me. Now, I ain’t from Boulder so I'm not a liberal, and I’d be a gun-nut if they weren’t so expensive and got in the way of my motorcycle addiction, and as you noticed, I ain’t from the Mountains (“Hey boy, y’aint from ‘round here are ya?” (http://www.jdnews.com/pictures/kfsry2-moorecarolesmaller.jpg)), andI ain’t no flatlander, so as a result I can't build log cabins or for that matter a sod hut. But when ya wanna know how to clean out the cement pond, the proper shackles for a body lift on a 78 Chevy 4x4, or varmit cooked right, you ask the rednecks. And that’s me. BTW I have a great recipe for proper gravy for and open-fire cooked squirrel. I know you rocky mountain folks think you aren't supposed to put gravy on open fire squirrel just salt and pepper after you jam a stick up its butt. That stick serves as pot handle, rotisserie and fork. But that’s just crazy. Like annoying guy downtown mumbling to himself about the gubbermint crazy.

Hey, didja know did you know Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine?

So I am riding into work this morning, and well that’s it. I rode into work this morning, it was uneventful. In fact I liked it. Good thing too, on account of I like bikes, so I should at least learn to enjoy riding them. As I was parking (I often do that with my bike once I get to work, sometimes I even do that with my van, when I drive it) a guy asked if he could have a word. I said “Mastication.” He thanked me and left. I like my job, it allows me to do things like this. Oh not typing this up, what I am doing right now…maybe it’s best you can’t see that. I could draw you a picture, but my hands are otherwise occupied. You’re still thinking about mastication aren’t you? You’re thinking “Georgia Squid-Boy knows that word, it can’t be to hard.” Well if everyone knew it, the guy wouldn’t have needed it this morning would he?

I swear people...

Devaclis
Wed Apr 15th, 2009, 01:14 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/devaclis/Funny/kittahs/2hi2p8j.jpg

DevilsTonic
Wed Apr 15th, 2009, 02:26 PM
http://pouletnoir.files.wordpress.com/2006/05/Conan1.jpg

Devaclis
Wed Apr 15th, 2009, 02:31 PM
haha you win.

636chick
Wed Apr 15th, 2009, 02:50 PM
For all that is holy and good in this world will whomever took Mental's meds please for all our sakes give them back. I feel like my eyes have been raped!!!!:shocked:

And Mental damnit there are women present will you please masticate with your mouth CLOSED good lord man :crazy:


11948

brennahm
Wed Apr 15th, 2009, 02:58 PM
:spit:

Snowman
Wed Apr 15th, 2009, 03:05 PM
For all that is holy and good in this world will whomever took Mental's meds please for all our sakes give them back. I feel like my eyes have been raped!!!!:shocked:
I believe it’s call mentally violated… :)

636chick
Wed Apr 15th, 2009, 03:12 PM
I believe it’s call mentally violated… :)

Yea what he said I have been heinously violated in the most Mental of way's!!!!! :cry:




and he is scaring the beejeebus outta me, i think i just may be scared for life

DevilsTonic
Wed Apr 15th, 2009, 03:22 PM
I haven't laughed that much at a regular old post in ages, it was worth the price of admission....keep em coming, I need some comic relief.

SaShWhO
Wed Apr 15th, 2009, 03:41 PM
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636chick
Wed Apr 15th, 2009, 03:45 PM
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Yep violated once again!!!!!


Quick get that guy some of Dr Bloods magical cure all ketchup tonic STAT!!!!!

Devaclis
Wed Apr 15th, 2009, 03:47 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/devaclis/2.jpg

Nick_Ninja
Wed Apr 15th, 2009, 03:55 PM
http://coalcreekarmory.blogspot.com/2005/11/kalashnikitty-t-shirts-now-available.html

y_merkle
Wed Apr 15th, 2009, 08:51 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v470/devaclis/2.jpg
Hey! Where did you get a picture of Krissy as a child?

636chick
Wed Apr 15th, 2009, 08:54 PM
Hey! Where did you get a picture of Krissy as a child?

Sweet Jesus I've been hacked Dana you little Biatch!!!!!!!!



You know I can't understand why Bash threw a hisshy fit when I wanted to Paint the bike in that scheme????? :wtf:

Tipys
Wed Apr 15th, 2009, 09:08 PM
That one is from the warning of Krissy website and yes there is a whole website warning us about Krissy. Go to http://www.cosportbikeclub.org/forums/search.php?searchid=1586667 and you will see.

Tipys
Wed Apr 15th, 2009, 09:09 PM
Sweet Jesus I've been hacked Dana you little Biatch!!!!!!!!



You know I can't understand why Bash threw a hisshy fit when I wanted to Paint the bike in that scheme????? :wtf:


Because he has never seen a fishing lure that color before

mtnairlover
Wed Apr 15th, 2009, 09:15 PM
OMG...I laughed so hard, I was crying.:cry: I'm thinking either I'm a tad off, or that course content I've been working tirelessly on has turned my brain to complete mush...:crazy:

Holy crap!

...sigh...


Please sir, can I have some more?

y_merkle
Thu Apr 16th, 2009, 11:20 AM
Sweet Jesus I've been hacked Dana you little Biatch!!!!!!!!



You know I can't understand why Bash threw a hisshy fit when I wanted to Paint the bike in that scheme????? :wtf:

Me likes! I think you ought to do it anyway. If you are lucky maybe Tipys and lend you his tiara!

TFOGGuys
Thu Apr 16th, 2009, 12:06 PM
http://photocycles.com/galleryimages/tt2004/purple_helmets_peel6.jpg

http://www.torpedo-emscher.de/wr/union/rakete/img/sc_cow.jpg