If you live near southlands and are not like 50 years old with kids, txt me to ride: [Archive]

sensasia

Mon Apr 20th, 2009, 03:11 PM

If you live near southlands and are not like 50 years old with kids, txt me to ride: 303.903.8079. Down with any kind of riding except smashing (if you read this on Monday 4/20/09 and want to ride, txt me since I'll be out all day with some people).

Sully

Mon Apr 20th, 2009, 03:13 PM

Why can't you be like 50 years old with kids ?? :think:.... is this like a dating site ?

MetaLord 9

Mon Apr 20th, 2009, 03:15 PM

damn zombie-ass threads that just won't die...

oh and am I the only one that's leary about posting my private phone number on teh public intarwebs?

Nick_Ninja

Mon Apr 20th, 2009, 03:15 PM

MetaLord 9

Mon Apr 20th, 2009, 03:16 PM

I'm like 50 years old without kids (that I know of). But I wouldn't ride with you anyway.
Just 'cause they're name's not "Pandora" doesn't mean you've gotta be mean, man! :D

GixxerCarrie

Mon Apr 20th, 2009, 03:17 PM

Why can't you be like 50 years old with kids ?? :think:.... is this like a dating site ?

Killing me today......:leghump:jus another one to add to the growing list!

Nick_Ninja

Mon Apr 20th, 2009, 03:17 PM

Just 'cause they're name's not "Pandora" doesn't mean you've gotta be mean, man! :D

I was discriminated against right off the bat by a n00b :down:

MetaLord 9

Mon Apr 20th, 2009, 03:18 PM

I was discriminated against right off the bat by a n00b :down:
Well...did you deserve it? :D

McVaaahhh

Mon Apr 20th, 2009, 03:18 PM

WTF is "smashing" as far as riding goes?

Nick_Ninja

Mon Apr 20th, 2009, 03:18 PM

Well...did you deserve it? :D

No :321:

MetaLord 9

Mon Apr 20th, 2009, 03:19 PM

WTF is "smashing" as far as riding goes?
I feel like it involves:
a.) pumpkins and a baseball bat
b.) a scene from Weird Science
c.) wheelie jousting

Pandora-11

Mon Apr 20th, 2009, 03:21 PM

Just 'cause they're name's not "Pandora" doesn't mean you've gotta be mean, man! :D

Awww.....Meta....why ya got to be mean too?:)

Cuz I'm like 50 years old with kids? can't help it.

GixxerCarrie

Mon Apr 20th, 2009, 03:22 PM

I'm with Nick...maybe smashing is something like putting your helmet on the side of your bike then going for a ride.....and being a male wearing leather pants, cowboy boots, with a tramp stamp that says I love my NINJA!

MetaLord 9

Mon Apr 20th, 2009, 03:22 PM

Awww.....Meta....why ya got to be mean too?:)
And I was just about to log off the board and get back to work...this should be interesting :D

I'm not mean, my friends just have thick skin. :D :D

Pandora-11

Mon Apr 20th, 2009, 03:26 PM

And I was just about to log off the board and get back to work...this should be interesting :D

I'm not mean, my friends just have thick skin. :D :D

Ok...just think of me as your mom.

Off to baseball game.....be good sonny!!

Snowman

Mon Apr 20th, 2009, 03:27 PM

.....and being a male wearing leather pants, cowboy boots, with a tramp stamp that says I love my NINJA!And just exactly does yours say? :)

MetaLord 9

Mon Apr 20th, 2009, 03:28 PM

Ok...just think of me as your mom.

Off to baseball game.....be good sonny!!
Mom stays away from teh intarwebs

GixxerCarrie

Mon Apr 20th, 2009, 03:28 PM

I have no tattoos, but my name says it all. lmao.

MetaLord 9

Mon Apr 20th, 2009, 03:30 PM

Woah, had an out-of-thread experience there...

DevilsTonic

Mon Apr 20th, 2009, 03:31 PM

I have no tattoos, but my name says it all. lmao.:lol: sure does gizzer...;)

GixxerCarrie

Mon Apr 20th, 2009, 03:34 PM

:lol: sure does gizzer...;)
:spit: :p

I'll never live that down!

Devaclis

Mon Apr 20th, 2009, 03:36 PM

Kentucky Blue Grass Sensasia?

Sully

Mon Apr 20th, 2009, 03:37 PM

And just exactly does yours say? :)

Hers doesn't say anything, it's just a piece of carbon fiber ! :lol:

DevilsTonic

Mon Apr 20th, 2009, 03:38 PM

:spit: :p

I'll never live that down!I'll make you a new signature banner as a friendly reminder that you'll always be our favorite gizzer. :hump:

Sully

Mon Apr 20th, 2009, 03:38 PM

:spit:

Devaclis

Mon Apr 20th, 2009, 03:39 PM

Old people piss me off.

~Barn~

Mon Apr 20th, 2009, 03:39 PM

<snip...> with a tramp stamp

Ahh.... The "tramp stamp". It's pretty much my favorite stamp.

TFOGGuys

Mon Apr 20th, 2009, 03:40 PM

I'm not mean, my friends just have thick skin, stock in Vaseline, and excessive body hair. :D :D

Fixed. :321:

GixxerCarrie

Mon Apr 20th, 2009, 03:43 PM

Ahh.... The "tramp stamp". It's pretty much my favorite stamp.

:wtf:Really, I think Chris has some Fail Stamps....:)

dm_gsxr

Mon Apr 20th, 2009, 03:45 PM

I'm 52 (today) with kids. But they're grown (and I'm not). I'm also off today (I always try to take my birthday off). Unfortunately my main ride's still in the shop :(

We can ride up to IMI and play on the track. It is getting a bit late and I'm looking forward to my dinner and cake.

Carl :p

~Barn~

Mon Apr 20th, 2009, 03:45 PM

:wtf: Really, I think Chris has some Fail Stamps....:)

Well no.... not really. I just like making Napoleon Dynamite allusions, whenever I can.

P.S. Happy Birthday, Carl. :cheers:

DevilsTonic

Mon Apr 20th, 2009, 03:47 PM

:wtf:Really, I think Chris has some Fail Stamps....:)I have some one cent stamps...I like the way they taste. :crazy:

Nick_Ninja

Mon Apr 20th, 2009, 03:48 PM

Old people piss me off.

let me see ..................................... where to begin.

Mental

Mon Apr 20th, 2009, 04:02 PM

let me see ..................................... where to begin.

Did your demesia kick in again?

I keed I keed

Judging by the folks on this board, Douchenozzle doesn't want to ride with anyone over 50 becuase they would totally pwn his ass, and spell it correctly in a text message....to his mother...who they are banging...

"Smashing"
I got nothing for that.

Nick_Ninja

Mon Apr 20th, 2009, 04:06 PM

Alzheimer's is a bitch.

Smashing = British slang for "I don't ride but I'm a groupie that hangs out in mosh pits."

Shea

Mon Apr 20th, 2009, 04:13 PM

Did your demesia kick in again?

I keed I keed

Judging by the folks on this board, Douchenozzle doesn't want to ride with anyone over 50 becuase they would totally pwn his ass, and spell it correctly in a text message....to his mother...who they are banging...

"Smashing"
I got nothing for that.

:pointlaugh: "douchenozzle", bwahahahhaa

McVaaahhh

Mon Apr 20th, 2009, 04:14 PM

I feel like this thread is going to end with:

"They were right, you CSC folks are assholes, I'm outta here"

:lol: :lol:

MetaLord 9

Mon Apr 20th, 2009, 04:20 PM

"I'm not mean, my friends just have thick skin, stock in Vaseline, and excessive body hair. :D :D"

Fixed. :321:
That's why I count you as one of my friends! :D

Ya ALMOST fixed it to where it was against me, Jim, but it's a good thing you took it out on my friends in stead :D

MetaLord 9

Mon Apr 20th, 2009, 04:21 PM

I feel like this thread is going to end with:

"They were right, you CSC folks are assholes, I'm outta here"

:lol: :lol:
:imwithstupid:

start the watch

AetasMutuo

Mon Apr 20th, 2009, 04:41 PM

All us old farts with kids must be boring to ride with...

It's naptime here at the nursing home anyway.

:siesta:

Bueller

Mon Apr 20th, 2009, 05:03 PM

This thread really delivers!

Old people piss me off.
uuhhmmm, yea we do! :lol:

Snowman

Mon Apr 20th, 2009, 05:14 PM

As long as he stays off my lawn, I don't have a problem with him...

Ricky

Mon Apr 20th, 2009, 05:30 PM

Holy crap, just when I thought people couldn't be any more ignorant than they already are!

rforsythe

Mon Apr 20th, 2009, 06:28 PM

Holy crap, just when I thought people couldn't be any more ignorant than they already are!

I learned to stop thinking that years ago.

Pandora-11

Mon Apr 20th, 2009, 07:54 PM

I don't ride but I'm a groupie that hangs out in mosh pits.[/I]"

OHHHHH....good to know, good to know....now I thought "smashing" was an Anglo-Saxon derivative for hoskinnee meaning a geriatric, curmudgeon, player wannabee, malfashionista (read hawaiian shirts plus black socks with sandals), with diplomacy issues and a sadly lacking vocab that includes pelting women with the f-bomb......but I was wrong...clearly. Thanks for the clarification.:D:D:D

gtn

Mon Apr 20th, 2009, 08:11 PM

Okay... in coufused. I'm not 50 (yet) and I have kids. They aren't grown up (yet), and neither am I.

So two questions...

Am I excluded from riding with Mr. txt-me?
Do I wanna ride with Mr. txt-me?

JohnEffinK

Mon Apr 20th, 2009, 08:16 PM

I am 41 and have no kids so I guess I can ride. But I belong to CSC, and as such, everyone knows that means I dont ride.

John

Repsol a095

Mon Apr 20th, 2009, 09:13 PM

I say we call Pilot!!!! He is fifty, doesn't have any kids; although I don't know where he lives. Where are you, Pilot?!!!!

willb003

Mon Apr 20th, 2009, 09:24 PM

DARN KIDS AND YOUR HIP HAP MUSIC!

InlineSIX24

Mon Apr 20th, 2009, 09:25 PM

Still no response from sensasia. Someone will have to txt this threads contents to him. While your at it ask if it changes anything if you use Just For Men.

willb003

Mon Apr 20th, 2009, 09:27 PM

BTW urbandictionary said

smashing
When you guy going hella fast or be out on those chargers(police). Mostly used in the bay area.
That one white 5.0 in East Palo Alto was smashing on the pigs yesterday.

that was a quote with all the nice grammer and such.

inb4 lockdown

MikeG

Mon Apr 20th, 2009, 10:34 PM

has somebody called or texted the smasher yet?

1

2

3

Not it

kalibra

Mon Apr 20th, 2009, 10:46 PM

I freakin hate it when I am at work all day and miss on such an interesting thread.I be txt-in' mister txt now and go for a squidly ride with helmets on the side of the bike and get us some hot chicks and score big and text each other and shit.Oh yeah ,and we smashing it too!

ChrisCBX

Mon Apr 20th, 2009, 10:51 PM

I just gotta say this is one of the funniest threads I've seen on this forum in a while (and there are a LOT of funny threads on here).:lol:

Tipys

Mon Apr 20th, 2009, 11:24 PM

well im 20 no kids. but i am no where near southland. also i do have a tramp stamp saying ninja. but i got the idea from a gixxer rider.