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Shea
Fri Apr 24th, 2009, 09:11 AM
I'm bored at work and it's Friday so here is some more sage dating advice:

http://dating.personals.yahoo.com/singles/datingtips/88071/dating-tips-9-flirting-moves-that-work-and-ones-that-never-ever-will/;_ylc=X3oDMTNpYTdrMGwyBF9TAzI3MTYxNDkEX3MDMjE0MjE4 MjA3NgRrAzkgRmxpcnRpbmcgTW92ZXMgVGhhdCBXb3JrBHNlYw NmcF90b2RheQRzbGsDZGF0aW5nLXRpcHMtZmxpcnRpbmctbW92 ZXMtdGhhdC13b3JrBHp6A2FiYw--

Ok, I think each guy will respond differently to all of these but for me:

#1 Totally, especially if you throw in the smile
#2 Yeah, not so much. Kind of reserve it to when you're already dating.
#3 You're either aloof or a ditz, neither of which I want to date.
#4 Sorry, NOT attractive. I like my ladies, you know, ladylike...until we hit the sheets.
#5 Absolutely
#6 Definitely
#7 One of those nuanced things that most guys (especially me) will spend far too much time wondering about. Did she just touch me? Was it accidental? What did she mean by it? Yeah, poor way of getting your interest across...at least for me.
#8 Yes, yes and yes.
#9 Kind of like #2. After you're dating, that sort of playful exchange is fun. Where you're trying to figure out if you're interested in each other it's just weird.

/flame away haters
Zach929rr
Fri Apr 24th, 2009, 09:18 AM
Seriously? Yahoo Dating advice? I'd rather take advice from Steve Irwin on swimming with Rays.
GixxerCarrie
Fri Apr 24th, 2009, 09:19 AM
:cry: your link isn't working...I can't see what your looking at.....:banghead:
wankel7
Fri Apr 24th, 2009, 09:20 AM
Just tell them you meet most your chicks on craigslist...:)
MetaLord 9
Fri Apr 24th, 2009, 09:25 AM
So lemme get this straight...Shea is looking at a dating article for girls? just say'n...

Oh, and after reading a few of those, I know why I stay single so long. Women might as well be flirting with a brick. I pretty much need to be beat over the head with it before I figure out that someone likes me.
Shea
Fri Apr 24th, 2009, 09:31 AM
So lemme get this straight...Shea is looking at a dating article for girls? just say'n...

You're such a jackass...



Oh, and after reading a few of those, I know why I stay single so long. Women might as well be flirting with a brick. I pretty much need to be beat over the head with it before I figure out that someone likes me.

Obtuse jackass
Tipys
Fri Apr 24th, 2009, 09:33 AM
what chris said
Devaclis
Fri Apr 24th, 2009, 09:35 AM
"Does this rag smell like chloroform?" /Dana Flirting
Shea
Fri Apr 24th, 2009, 09:35 AM
"Does this rag smell like chloroform?" /Dana Flirting

And yet, Pie still married you. /shrug :)
Devaclis
Fri Apr 24th, 2009, 09:37 AM
She had no choice. She was unconscious
Shea
Fri Apr 24th, 2009, 09:41 AM
hmmmm, your ideas are interesting and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter (or at least borrow some chloroform)
Devaclis
Fri Apr 24th, 2009, 09:44 AM
I hand my newsletters out in Safeway and King Soopers parking lots on Saturday afternoons. Just park your car there, you will get one.
Shea
Fri Apr 24th, 2009, 09:44 AM
I hand my newsletters out in Safeway and King Soopers parking lots on Saturday afternoons. Just park your car there, you will get one.

You're a good friend :)
MetaLord 9
Fri Apr 24th, 2009, 10:06 AM
You're such a jackass...
meh, you go with what you're good at. :dunno:


Obtuse jackass
That's why I need acute Girlie :D
Zach929rr
Fri Apr 24th, 2009, 10:12 AM
That's why I need acute Girlie :D

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MetaLord 9
Fri Apr 24th, 2009, 10:14 AM
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learninghowtousetheinternettofindandpostpictures.e xe
Devaclis
Fri Apr 24th, 2009, 10:16 AM
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w86/KingoftheDead666/Facepalm.jpg


http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb127/LuigiMax/facepalm.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v166/Ansem54/facepalm.jpg
puckstr
Fri Apr 24th, 2009, 10:36 AM
Pull there ponytails...it means you like them

and Chris, avoid Obtuse girls
MetaLord 9
Fri Apr 24th, 2009, 10:40 AM
Pull there ponytails...it means you like them

and Chris, avoid Obtuse girls
acute is to obtuse as a cute is to obese? :dunno:

I'm getting Nam-like SAT flashbacks ...
Horsman
Fri Apr 24th, 2009, 10:42 AM
acute is to obtuse as a cute is to obese? :dunno:

I'm getting Nam-like SAT flashbacks ...

:pointlaugh:
Tipys
Fri Apr 24th, 2009, 10:47 AM
Chris it sounds right to me. Acute=cute obtuse=obese
MetaLord 9
Fri Apr 24th, 2009, 10:51 AM
Chris it sounds right to me. Acute=cute obtuse=obese
You call'n me fat?
GixxerCarrie
Fri Apr 24th, 2009, 10:57 AM
You call'n me fat?

no..Trev would be calling you Phat!
Tipys
Fri Apr 24th, 2009, 10:58 AM
No I'm calling you obtuse