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Shea
Wed Apr 29th, 2009, 12:12 PM
Progress on Dirk's orbital mind control lasers continues and has reached a breakthrough.

http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2009/04/lasercontrolledhumans/

What Dirk? Burn them all? Yes...my master... :)

Immediately what came to mind was the Star Trek episode "Dagger of the Mind". Roddenberry (and science fiction in general) really had a window on the future didn't he?
Tipys
Wed Apr 29th, 2009, 12:18 PM
I just thought about sharks with freaking laser beems on their head.
Snowman
Wed Apr 29th, 2009, 12:19 PM
Can I point this thing at cagers on cell phone and order them to hang up?
And then not to conceive children?
And then make me a sandwich?
dirkterrell
Wed Apr 29th, 2009, 12:22 PM
http://www.freewebs.com/stives1111/Got%20a%20seizure%20yet.gif

Dirk
Tipys
Wed Apr 29th, 2009, 12:23 PM
Thanks Dirk I think I am blind now
Snowman
Wed Apr 29th, 2009, 12:24 PM
You are a sick man dirk...
= Buckeye Jess =
Wed Apr 29th, 2009, 12:39 PM
Shall we start a petition to barn Dirk for that post? lol
Snowman
Wed Apr 29th, 2009, 12:41 PM
Shall we start a petition to barn Dirk for that post? lolI don’t know, the more I stare at it the more I think we should make him an administrator and sponsor his racing team…
dirkterrell
Wed Apr 29th, 2009, 12:44 PM
I don’t know, the more I stare at it the more I think we should make him an administrator and sponsor his racing team…

Note to self: photonic neuron control experiment successful

Dirk
dirkterrell
Wed Apr 29th, 2009, 12:45 PM
Shall we start a petition to barn Dirk for that post? lol

Hey, you act like I posted a pic of John Daly in his latest golfing fashions.

Dirk
= Buckeye Jess =
Wed Apr 29th, 2009, 12:56 PM
Hey, you act like I posted a pic of John Daly in his latest golfing fashions.

Dirk
LMAO...touche' my friend!
But seeing as how Daly's photo DID send me into convulsions, I previously had no recollection of seeing it....but now thanks to you, I'm revisiting it.
Shea
Wed Apr 29th, 2009, 01:13 PM
Hey, you act like I posted a pic of John Daly in his latest golfing fashions.

Dirk

Hater
Nick_Ninja
Wed Apr 29th, 2009, 02:05 PM
LMAO...touche' my friend!
But seeing as how Daly's photo DID send me into convulsions, I previously had no recollection of seeing it....but now thanks to you, I'm revisiting it.

There are drugs for that. Some use Dilantin, others just drink very tasty margaritas :siesta:
Shea
Wed Apr 29th, 2009, 02:07 PM
There are drugs for that. Some use Dilantin, others just drink very tasty margaritas :siesta:

And some just use Dilantin on the rim of their margarita glasses instead of salt.
= Buckeye Jess =
Wed Apr 29th, 2009, 02:08 PM
Well Jeffay....send 'em on down my way then...cause that was one tasty beverage!

Holy cow Shea...you've just given me one of those epiphany moments! lol