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MetaLord 9
Wed May 6th, 2009, 07:52 AM
This is the hot topic on Twitter right now & it's cracking me up! (To find the latest online, check out http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23crapnamesforpubs)

Here are some of my favorites:
The Rusty Speculum
The Well Shagged Sheep
The Old Queen's Crack
Prince Harry's Privates
Yee Old Bag and Toot

Here are some of mine:
The Scrutt & Taint (or The Scrutt & Strumpet)
The Slap & Tickle
The Queen's Royal Pube

What 'chou got???
MetaLord 9
Wed May 6th, 2009, 08:25 AM
Alcoholics Anonymous
The Bleeding Gums
The Girls & Cup
~Barn~
Wed May 6th, 2009, 08:26 AM
The Bull & Bush
:dunno:
McVaaahhh
Wed May 6th, 2009, 08:39 AM
The Salty Gooch
MetaLord 9
Wed May 6th, 2009, 08:45 AM
The Runny Bottom
The Stinky Finger
~Barn~
Wed May 6th, 2009, 08:51 AM
Cracker Barrel
BondiBeach
Wed May 6th, 2009, 09:00 AM
Boston's Market lol.
Horsman
Wed May 6th, 2009, 10:12 AM
Bearded Clam... www.thebeardedclam.com/ (http://www.thebeardedclam.com/) _ ah Ocean City (my old home)
Bertha's mussels... http://www.berthas.com/ - good clams & mussels (B-more)
Horsman
Wed May 6th, 2009, 10:24 AM
Some others

Mug & Mallet http://local.yahoo.com/info-12656200-mug-mallet-ocean-city

Wee Peters http://www.myhappyhour.com/wee-peters-pub-closed-baltimore/ds/C24A3444/

Greene Turtle http://www.greeneturtle.com/
MetaLord 9
Wed May 6th, 2009, 10:25 AM
Slug & Lettuce
Horsman
Wed May 6th, 2009, 10:32 AM
Slug & Lettuce
You are making $hit up!!!
mastap07
Wed May 6th, 2009, 10:33 AM
AIDS (aka Alcohol Induced Shits)
MetaLord 9
Wed May 6th, 2009, 10:37 AM
You are making $hit up!!!
It's a pub in Bath, England that I used to frequent! That's no worse than the freaking Bull & Bush!
Pandora-11
Wed May 6th, 2009, 10:39 AM
Real place between Columbia,SC and Myrtle Beach, SC

Park and Blow
y_merkle
Wed May 6th, 2009, 10:49 AM
How about some crappy names for a liqour store.

http://www.boners.com/content/805458.1.jpg (http://www.boners.com/grub/806699.html)
http://www.boners.com/content/807081.1.jpg (http://www.boners.com/grub/807709.html)
Horsman
Wed May 6th, 2009, 12:13 PM
How about some crappy names for a liqour store.

http://www.boners.com/content/805458.1.jpg (http://www.boners.com/grub/806699.html)
http://www.boners.com/content/807081.1.jpg (http://www.boners.com/grub/807709.html)
I ran a Liquor store that was called - "Poor Richards" :( but the owner was rich..
Tipys
Wed May 6th, 2009, 10:50 PM
how about

The Blow and Go
The Drank and Spank
BJ's
The Poor and Hang
The Hung and Sreight
Tipys
Wed May 6th, 2009, 10:52 PM
Also

The Spank and Prank
arcatacat
Wed May 6th, 2009, 11:18 PM
In LaJolla, CA there's a place called Liquor Box.

:)