What's the Best Spam You've Gotten?

[MetaLord 9]

Dunno 'bout you, but I check my spam filter at work & it always makes me chuckle. Here are some of my favorites from this morning:

Subject: Attack her ham pocket more
Subject : Prosperity in banging


What 'chou got?

[salsashark]

:)

[DavidofColorado]

I think no spam is good spam.

[Horsman]

I have Spam in my home computer
http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r107/4Horsman/Spam.jpg

and Dana has Spam in his Lab!!!

[asp_125]

http://blogs.sun.com/factotum/resource/python-spam.jpg

[DevilsTonic]

I haven't had the time to sit and look at the quarantines on our spam filters in months...so I just took a quick look and here are some of today's highlights.

Genital Herpes Treatments
Lovemaking positions - Rear Entry.

[kawasakirob]

I usually get these emails that girls are looking for me, when I click on the link, it tells me I need to register

[Zach929rr]

I usually get these emails that girls are looking for me, when I click on the link, it tells me I need to register

that's just to protect them.

[kawasakirob]

that's just to protect them.

Ha, I had it coming

[TFOGGuys]

Apparently, I'm a gazillionaire:


I am Majida Haifa ,Attorney at law. A deceased client of mine, that shares the same last name as yours, who died as the result of a heart-related condition in March 12th 2005. His heart condition was due to the death of all the members of his family in the tsunami disaster on the 26th December 2004 in Sumatra Indonesia .

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_Indian_Ocean_earthquake

I have contacted you to assist in distributing the money left behind by my client before it is confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this deposit valued at Nineteen million dollars (US$19million dollars) is lodged.

This bank has issued me a notice to contact the next of kin, or the account will be confiscated.

I will like you to acknowledge the receipt of this e-mail as soon as possible via my private EMAIL : (barrmajidahaifi2009@gmail.com ) and treat with absolute confidentiality and sincerity. I look forward to your quick reply.

Best regards,

(barrmajidahaifi2009@gmail.com )

(+60169023513)

Majida Haifa

Attorney At Law

[TFOGGuys]

This one is MUCH better than the last one...from the Director of the FBI, no less!



Attn: Beneficiary,


This is to Officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly Investigated with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you are having an illegal Transaction with Impostors claiming to be Mr. Tito Mboweni Republic of the Reserve Bank Of South African , Mr. Patrick Aziza, Mr Frank Nweke, none officials of ABSA Bank, FNB Banks, kelvin Young of HSBC, Ben of Fedex,Ibrahim Sule,Larry Christopher are impostors claiming to be the Federal Bureau Of Investigation. During our Investigation, we noticed that the reason why you have not received your payment is because you have not fulfilled your Financial Obligation given to you in respect of your Contract/Inheritance Payment.

Therefore, we have contacted the Federal Ministry Of Finance on your behalf and they have brought a solution to your problem by cordinating your payment in total USD$11,000.000.00 in an ATM CARD which you can use to withdraw money from any ATM MACHINE CENTER anywhere in the world with a maximum of $4000 to $5000 United States Dollars daily. You now have the lawful right to claim your fund in an ATM CARD.


Since the Federal Bureau of Investigation is involved in this transaction, you have to be rest assured for this is 100% risk free it is our duty to protect the American Citizens. All I want you to do is to contact the ATM CARD CENTER via email for their requirements to proceed and procure your Approval Slip on your behalf which will cost you $90.00 only and note that your Approval Slip which contains details of the agent who will process your transaction.

CONTACT INFORMATION
NAME: James Smuts
EMAIL: payofficer@yahoo.cn
Telephone Numbers: +27781302165




Do contact Mr. James Smuts of the ATM CARD center with your details:


FULL NAME:
HOME ADDRESS:
TELL:
CELL:
CURRENT OCCUPATION:
BANK NAME:


So your files would be updated after which he will send the payment informations which you'll use in making payment of $90.00 via Money Gram Transfer for the procurement of your Approval Slip after which the delivery of your ATM CARD will be effected to your designated home address without any further delay. Mr. James Smuts will reply you with the secret code (8389 ATM CARD).


We advice you get back to the payment office after you have contacted the ATM SWIFT CARD CENTER and we do await your response so we can move on with our Investigation and make sure your ATM SWIFT CARD gets to you.


Thanks and hope to read from you soon.


FBI Director Robert S.Mueller III.



Note: Do disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices claiming to be in possesion of your ATM CARD, you are hereby adviced only to be in contact with Mr. James Smuts of the ATM CARD center who is the rightful person to deal with in regards to your ATM CARD PAYMENT and forward any emails you get from impostors to this office so we could act upon and commence investigation.

[MetaLord 9]

These got me where I live man... :D
http://www.cosportbikeclub.org/forums/showthread.php?t=31840
http://www.cosportbikeclub.org/forums/showthread.php?t=31841 (http://www.cosportbikeclub.org/forums/showthread.php?t=31841)

[Gainer]

-People tell me I look like a young Britney Spears.
-Flush out excess pounds from your colon!
-Termite swarms may soon sweep across the U.S. !
-This Saturday: The Flash Mob at The Toad Tavern

[ghostrider_9]

-People tell me I look like a young Britney Spears.
-Flush out excess pounds from your colon!
-Termite swarms may soon sweep across the U.S. !
-This Saturday: The Flash Mob at The Toad Tavern





Now that's some funny sh!t right there!

[MetaLord 9]

- Desire will litterally circulate throughout your wang
- Make your boner so iron in could pierce a hole in ceiling

[wankel7]

Hi! This is Cathy. Hot girls love beasty on a farm. (http://us.mc546.mail.yahoo.com/mc/showMessage?pSize=200&sMid=36&fid=%2540B%2540Bulk&sort=date&order=down&startMid=0&filterBy=&.rand=1656556248&midIndex=36&mid=1_12145_6696_AK8xvs4AAFIZSf%2FpzQRs6FBMcag)


LOL

[TFOGGuys]

$7.5 up for grabs...any takers?



Mr. Dinther Helmut Udo
Valiant Privat Bank AG
Postfach,
3001 Bern,
Switzerland.
Confidential Tel : 011-870-764107753
Confidential Fax : 011-870-764107751
Email: dinther200@sify.com

Hello,

I am contacting you on a business transaction of a huge sum of money
from a deceased account, though I know a transaction of this magnitude
will make any one apprehensive and worried, but I’m assuring you that
all will be well at the end of the day and this is why am contacting
you due to the urgency of this transaction.

We discovered an abandoned sum of (Seven million five hundred
Thousand United States dollars) in an account that belongs to one of
Our foreign customer who died along side with his entire family, and ever
Since his death none of his next of kin or relations has come forward
to lay claims for this money as his heir.

We cannot release the funds from his account unless someone applies for
Claim as the next of kin to the deceased as indicated on our banking
Guidelines. And upon this discovery we now seek your permission to have
you stand as a next of kin to the deceased in which all documentations
Will be carefully worked out by us for the (Seven million five hundred
Thousand United States dollars) to be released in your favour as the
Beneficiary’s/next of kin to the deceased. And It may interest you to
know that we have secured from the probate an order of mandamus to
locate any of the deceased beneficiary.

Kindly acknowledge receipt of this message in acceptance of our
mutual business endeavour by furnishing me with the following;

1. Beneficiary name and contact address.
2. Direct telephone, fax and Mobile numbers.
3. Date of birth and occupation.

These requirements will enable us file letter of claim to the appropriate
departments and authorities for necessary approvals for the release of
the funds in your favour, before the transfer can be made to you. And we
will be compensating you with thirty percent of the total funds on final
conclusion of this project, while the rest will be for us and for
investment purposes. And If this proposal is acceptable by you, do not
take undue advantage of the trust we have bestowed in you.

NB: If you are willing to assist me, including the information's i have
requested from you, call me on my confidential Tel: 011-870-764107753 or
call me on +870-764107753. For further details on what to do next.

Please Respond to Email: dinther200@sify.com

I await your response and call.

Regards,

Mr. Dinther Helmut Udo.

Confidential Tel : 011-870-764107753
Confidential Fax : 011-870-764107751

[Scribbler]

Just checked my spam folder and found one that makes you think...

"Global Leadership in HandCare."

[TFOGGuys]

The offers keep coming.... I should be a billionaire by September...



Attn.

My proposition to you is to seek your consent, A deceased client of
mine,that shares the same last name as yours, who died as the result of
heart-related conditionin March 12th 2007. His heart condition was due
to the death of all the members of his family in the tsunami disaster
on the 26th December 2004 in Sumatra Indonesia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_Indian_Ocean_earthquake.

I have contacted you to assist in distributing the money left behind by
my client before it is confiscated or declared unserviceable by the
bank where this deposit valued at Nineteen million dollars
(US$19million dollars) is lodged. This bank has issued me a notice to
contact the next of kin, or the account will be confiscated.

I will like you to acknowledge the receipt of this e-mail as soon as
possible via my private EMAIL -:barristerzheng@gmail.com


Best regards,
Tan Zheng
Attorney at Law
Email:-barristerzheng@gmail.com

[Filo]

My favorite was

Help! I can't see my penis. Stomach too big? Click here. Penis too small? Click here.

[Horsman]

abstinent academe - People go to school for this???

Intelelct is cutee, buut the gilrs vaule yoour ap-pearance - can't depend on their spelling skillz

you really need rolex on your arm - I could us one for my head

GenericViagraCialis cheapest price guaranteed, Fast Shipping, Full Satisfaction ... - will I really be satisfied

Ready for bowling? - nope

Prevent Alzheimer's Disease - Why remember being 12 when you can always think that you are 12

ls your manhood blg enough - I hope so...

Be A Rockstar For A Day - If I was at work I would get fired...

You're officially "in" now - wow, I feel so special...

We Have A Trial For You - Jury Duty sucks!!!

Dperession wiill neevr leet you down aagin! - not being able to spell will make you suicidal

Re: Peni_s Enlargement Works - LOL

Headcahe afetr yseterday patry? Take Unlce Rumimes Hangvoer Pil-ls! - Unlce Rumimes???

My own mail stolen - I shot the sheriff but I didn't steal his mail

Make your manhood tuned - remind me to get that jetted for this altitude.

[Pandora-11]

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Yes....but not to that degree. Thanks for asking.


Have you done your self-exam.?


That's just today's spam.


(http://www.google.com/)

[inkahootz]

not a spam email but i keep getting emails from someone that thinks that i'm their cousin, ive really never seen or heard of a long lost cousin 'connie' but she sends me pictures of her husband, her kids, her new dog, etc.

oh connie -- I DONT KNOW YOU!!!! but i dont have the heart to tell her that i have no idea who she is.

[#1Townie]

just got a text about a amber alert in idaho falls i guess is fake.. not realy spam but kinda on topic i guess..

[Horsman]

not a spam email but i keep getting emails from someone that thinks that i'm their cousin, ive really never seen or heard of a long lost cousin 'connie' but she sends me pictures of her husband, her kids, her new dog, etc.

oh connie -- I DONT KNOW YOU!!!! but i dont have the heart to tell her that i have no idea who she is.

Classic, You should send them a picture of a restraining order!!! :)

[dapper]

not a spam email but i keep getting emails from someone that thinks that i'm their cousin, ive really never seen or heard of a long lost cousin 'connie' but she sends me pictures of her husband, her kids, her new dog, etc.

oh connie -- I DONT KNOW YOU!!!! but i dont have the heart to tell her that i have no idea who she is.
Being that you're without "the heart". I just do not see the issue of letting her know that you're not the cousin. :razz:

Hit the Reply button and paste this:
I appreciate the time and energy that you put into this message, however I do not know you. Thank you for sharing these fun picture and kind words. I wish the best to you & your family with finding the cousin.

[dapper]

The best spam that I've received would be free offers.

NEJM
Big Brick BBQ (all you can eat, last Sunday)

[Pandora-11]

Or....wow...nice to see you again! I almost didnt recognize you. Have you gained weight? Sometimes prednisone can puff people up like that? It's clear that you don't take after the rest of the family. Great-uncle Bub was a real fatty though...so you must take after him.
Is that your husband? He looks familiar. Oh I know, he was hanging off of two strippers on Colfax as I was driving by the other day. He really should try AA.
...and so on.
(Be easy on the kids.):)

[DavidofColorado]

Or....wow...nice to see you again! I almost didnt recognize you. Have you gained weight? Sometimes prednisone can puff people up like that? It's clear that you don't take after the rest of the family. Great-uncle Bub was a real fatty though...so you must take after him.
Is that your husband? He looks familiar. Oh I know, he was hanging off of two strippers on Colfax as I was driving by the other day. He really should try AA.
...and so on.
(Be easy on the kids.):)
Wow! Harsh.

I just emptied my spam folder and I think they are getting pissed that no one looks anymore. They are saying things like Lou or Mr Ser we have this great offer for you...

[dapper]

Or....wow...nice to see you again! I almost didnt recognize you. Have you gained weight? Sometimes prednisone can puff people up like that? It's clear that you don't take after the rest of the family. Great-uncle Bub was a real fatty though...so you must take after him.
Is that your husband? He looks familiar. Oh I know, he was hanging off of two strippers on Colfax as I was driving by the other day. He really should try AA.
...and so on.
(Be easy on the kids.):)
:shocked:
What's next? Blaming men for the way you're posting? ;)

Kindness is free. Is yours for rent? :lol: ;)

[Pandora-11]

I figured that the email she is getting is not from a real person but from scam. I would never send this to a real person...for crying out loud. don't ya'll know anything about me yet? :)

[inkahootz]

Or....wow...nice to see you again! I almost didnt recognize you. Have you gained weight? Sometimes prednisone can puff people up like that? It's clear that you don't take after the rest of the family. Great-uncle Bub was a real fatty though...so you must take after him.
Is that your husband? He looks familiar. Oh I know, he was hanging off of two strippers on Colfax as I was driving by the other day. He really should try AA.
...and so on.
(Be easy on the kids.):)

HAHA i love it -- thats pretty funny shit. and no i don't think ill say anything, i got like 3 emails from her in a row all on the same day. That was kinda kookie, so Im not going to respond, she might be my long lost stalker cousin connie. eeeeeek!

[BeoBe]

Federal Bureau of Investigation
FBI Seattle Division
1110 Third Avenue
Seattle, Washington 98101-2904
Payment Code: R5109176K
Reg No: 132731593

The Federal Bureau of Investigation has discovered through our intelligence Monitoring Network that you are eligible to receive the sum of $12,500,000.00 USD regarding to an over-due Inheritance/Award payment which was fully endorsed to be paid in your favour.therefore,the FBI Seattle Division in conjunction with the United States Department of Homeland Security (DHS), Has screened through our various Monitoring Networks and has been confirmed and notified that the transaction you have with the Financial Institution is Legal and you have the Lawful Right to claim your due fund.

The President His Excellency Alhaji Umaru Musa Yar Adua President of the Federal republic of Nigeria has given us the final approval to pay your fund to you within the next 48hrs, Your fund valued $12,500,000.00 USD has been deposited into a Gold smart Card number: 5179 1234 5678 personal identification is ATM- 7997 this card will enable you buy and withdrawal cash anywhere around the world this is done for your own security, with this card you will not have to take the risk of sending us your personal banking details online as you have been strongly advise by your local bank not to send your banking details to anyone online.

What you are required to do now to Pay the fees of $380.00 USD for the shipment of your Gold Smart card to your choice location, $380 USD is the only fees that has been approved by both the FBI and the Bank that you are to pay as cost of Delivery of your Card to you by the courier company.Once the fees is been paid your ATM CARD
will get to you in the next 2-3 working day.

Note: Your funds are protected by a hardcover insurance policy, which makes it Impossible to deduct any amount from the money before it can be remitted to you.this means that the above charges cannot be deducted from the Funds and hence must be provided by you before your fund is transferred to you.the payment for any of the above options should be sent via Western Union Money Transfer in the name of the Head of accounts Mr. ALEX OWO.
Find below the payment information.

Name of receiver: Alex Owo
Office Address: 47 St John Street Victoria Island, Lagos 23401
Nigeria.
Text Question: making friends
Answer: Good
Name of Sender:.....................
Address of Sender:..................
MTCN#...............................
Amount....$380

As soon as we receive your payment, he shall proceed with your fund transfer immediately.
We anticipate your prompt response. If you need to contact me at any stage please do not hesitate to call (+1-206-203-4190)

Sincerely,
Steven M. Dean (Assistant Special Agent-in-Charge)
cc Robert Mueller (FBI Director)

[TFOGGuys]

The offers keep coming...


My dear,
I am writing you this letter with tears. But I must apologize for the inconveniences this email may cause you. I know you will say you dont know me, yes but I really need your help.
Please this letter is not about the negative impression you already have
I'm Miss. Veronica Nguessan the daughter of late Mr and Mrs Martin Nguessan. I lost my mother at a tender age..
My father was my single parent and a Gold merchant in Freetown the Capital of Sierra Leone in West Africa . His business associates poisoned him on one of his business trips.
Before his death, he informed me that he deposited ($9 MILLION U..S DOLLARS) in a bank in Cote dI’voire because of the insecurity in our country . He made this money from the sale of gold and timber, He also told me that it was because of this money that he was poisoned by his business associates. I have been here in Abidjan Cote d'Ivoire for the past 11 months.
I am looking for a foreign partner who will help me move this money out of Cote d'Ivoire to a safer place for investment..
I have gone to the bank here with the deposit documents and my father's will and they acknowledged the money is in their bank but they refused me any withdrawal of the money which according to them is because of the deposit bond they entered with my father on the date of deposit.
Because of the political trouble in this country and the insecurity of life and properties as a result of the oncoming general election to be held this year, I am writing to seek for your help to provide me your bank account information or any other means for the transfer of this money to your country. I will give you 15% of the total money transferred to your bank account as your commission, moreover you will help me to relocate to your country were I will settle down and continue my education while you invest the money as shall be agreed in all manner of honesty.
Yours faithfully
Ms Veronica Nguessan

[MetaLord 9]

Didn't open it, but this subject line was in my spam filter this morning:

Enjoy the delicious taste of having a monster in your pants.

[TFOGGuys]

Amazing Business Opportunity

YD YACHTS BROKERAGE
78 Marylebone High Street
London, W1U 4RY, UK
Tel: +44-703-186-4402
Fax: +44-700-609-4642
E-mail: evangelistabbottcole@buzonabc.com



MY NAME IS REVEREND.ABBOTT COLE,CHIEF ACCOUNTANT YD YACHTS INCORPORATION.HOW ARE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY,HOPE FINE?I SEND A MESSAGE TO YOU SOME TIMES AGO THAT WE NEED YOU TO BE OUR RECEIVING PAYMENT OFFICER IN USA AND CANADA FOR SOME DEBTS INCURED BY OUR NUMEROUS CUSTOMERS IN USA AND CANADA,THEY BOUGHT YACHTS OR SPARE PARTS OF YACHTS FROM OUR COMPANY EARLY THIS YEAR AND NOW THEY ARE WILLING TO PAY NOW,BUT THE SINCERE TRUTH IS THAT MY COMPANY IS NOT READY TO RECEIVE THE MONEY DIRECTLY INTO OUR ACCOUNT BECAUSE OF THE EXTRAVAGANT TAX PAYMENT PUT ON COMPANIES THAT PRODUCE YACHTS IN THE UNITED KINGDOM.



I ASK IF YOU HAVE A HOME/BUSINESS EQUITY LINE OF CREDIT BEFORE BUT NOW WE HAVE DIFFERENT WAYS THAT OUR CUSTOMERS CAN USE IN TRANSFERING THE MONEY TO YOU DIRECTLY,AS DISCUSSED BEFORE YOU WILL GET 10% OF ANY AMOUNT YOU RECEIVE FOR OUR COMPANY.BUT FOR US TO BE ON THE SAFER SIDE,WE WILL WRITE AN AGREMENT BEFORE WE COULD PROCEED SO THAT THERE WONT BE ANY CHEAT FROM BOTH PARTIES OR BRIDGE OF CONTRACT.BELOW ARE THE ONLY WAYS TO MAkE TRANSFER TO YOU BY OUR CUSTOMERS IN USA AND CANADA AS AGREED BY MY COMPANY AND THE CUSTOMERS WHO ARE WILLING TO PAY.



YOU MAY HAVE ANY OF THE BELOW ACCOUNT TO BE OUR RECEIVING PAYMENT OFFICER:



1)LINE OF CREDIT ACCOUNT
2)HOME/BUSINESS EQUITY LINE OF CREDIT ACCOUNT
3)COMPANY/BUSINESS ACCOUNT
4)VISA OR MASTER CREDIT CARD IF YOU HAVE ANY OF THIS,YOU WILL BE AUTOMATICALLY CHOSEN AS OUR RECEIVING PAYMENT OFFICER AND APART FROM THE 10% YOU WILL COLLECT ON EVERY PAYMENT YOU RECEIVE,THIS COMPANY WILL ALSO STATE IN OUR AGREEMENT THAT IF YOU WORK FOR OUR COMPANY FOR 3 MONTHS WITHOUT GOING AGAINST OUR REGULATION,WE WILL GIVE YOU A PRIVATE YACHT FOR YOUR PERSONAL USE.

SO GET BACK TO US AGAIN WITH THE BELOW INFORMATION:

1)YOUR FULL NAME
2)A SCANNED COPY OF YOUR DRIVERS LICENSE OR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT
3)OCCUPATION
4)DATE OF BIRTH
5)YOUR FULL CONTACT ADDRESS
6)YOUR AGE



NOTE:I HOPE YOU ARE A CHRISTIAN,WE WANT CHRISTIANS ONLY.

WE NEED PEOPLE WHO HAVE THE FEAR OF GOD IN THEM.I EXPECT YOUR URGENT RESPONSE.


REVEREND.ABBOTT COLE
CHIEF ACCOUNTANT YD YACHTS INC.
reply to: evangelistabbottcole@buzonabc.com



Too bad I'm not a Christian.....or a moron :|