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Devaclis
Thu May 14th, 2009, 08:54 AM
Why aren't the news stations covering it? Were is my daily update? How am I going to know if my neighbor has it or if I am going to die?

MetaLord 9
Thu May 14th, 2009, 08:55 AM
It went away because you touch yourself at night.

Shea
Thu May 14th, 2009, 09:09 AM
Well the black helicopters tell me that the government didn't need the coverage for their crap anymore so they let the story die.

Meanwhile, China doubled it's gold reserves, is trying to get the IMF to sell off theirs so they can buy it all up and dump their dollar reserves at the same time. Thus flooding the market with dollars and causing the "reserve currency" to crash. The monetization of our debt continues because people are beginning to see that our treasuries are worthless, the federal deficit ballooned to 1.8 trillion, Social Security and Medicare are going bankrupt faster then anticipated (but socialized medicine will fix it apparently) and despite all the money thrown at them the car companies (and more banks) are going to go bankrupt...

But swine flu is FAR more important then all that.

Fly boy
Thu May 14th, 2009, 09:23 AM
NASA Channel 283. They are 20-25 minutes behind schedule due to a latch on the old camera system.

Sean
Thu May 14th, 2009, 09:32 AM
What happened to it? It ruined my vaca to Mexico, that's what it did. Fuckin people that can't wash their hands :321: Yeah, it was "the world epidemic" and now it's not even talked about. Aren't there 60 some cases in Colorado, but we don;t hear about it?

Nick_Ninja
Thu May 14th, 2009, 09:39 AM
**NEWS FLASH**

First Swine Flu Celebrity Victim Dies

http://www.purple-twinkie.com/images/CelebSwineFlu-1stVictim.jpg

Shea
Thu May 14th, 2009, 09:46 AM
**NEWS FLASH**

First Swine Flu Celebrity Victim Dies



NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

:music: It's not easy being dead..er green :music:

Horsman
Thu May 14th, 2009, 09:54 AM
I feel like I have the swing flu - fireballs will do that to you...

Shea
Thu May 14th, 2009, 10:06 AM
I feel like I have the swing flu - fireballs will do that to you...

Self control - u don't has it :)

Devaclis
Thu May 14th, 2009, 10:09 AM
Shit, we DID drink some fireballs last night. Hell I even remember Ree showing up too!

Good times for sure. Had some new peeps come over with us too.

Ninja, we looked for you man, you bailed. You shoulda hung out man!!

~Barn~
Thu May 14th, 2009, 10:10 AM
I feel like I have the swing flu - fireballs will do that to you...

The swing flu?

Is that like the rockin' pneumonia?

Snowman
Thu May 14th, 2009, 10:12 AM
The BBQ was a success…

Horsman
Thu May 14th, 2009, 10:14 AM
Self control - u don't has it :)
Control, lost I have...


Shit, we DID drink some fireballs last night.
Darkside I had gone... lots of receipts, I have.

this is going to be a long day...

Horsman
Thu May 14th, 2009, 10:17 AM
The swing flu?

Is that like the rockin' pneumonia?
the cure for rockin' pneumonia is to wear a Shea T-shirt... :lol:

dapper
Tue Jul 28th, 2009, 01:35 PM
Update! (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090718/ap_on_he_me/us_med_swine_flu)
Legal immunity set for swine flu vaccine makers

Call your Reps & Senators to tell them, "No soup for you!" :(


Swine flue death ratio (http://www.gapminder.org/videos/swine-flu-alert-news-death-ratio-tuberculosis/)


Journalist Accuses WHO of Plan to Commit Mass Murder (http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2009/07/23/Journalist-Accuses-WHO-of-Plan-to-Commit-Mass-Murder.aspx)

Devaclis
Tue Jul 28th, 2009, 01:38 PM
Journalists have as much credibility as politicians. Man, Dan, do you believe everything you read on the intarwebs? ;)

dapper
Tue Jul 28th, 2009, 01:48 PM
According to the study MIT did on information on the interweb. Half of the information might be correct.

I was catching up on the UK information and decided to post older info. If some people knew the power of the FDA, CDC, and HHS; they might pucker the butt hole.

Dana, Did you receive the group buy on the ceramic hats yet? I'm happy you realize aluminum isn't safe for us. :lol:

Devaclis
Tue Jul 28th, 2009, 01:49 PM
Ceramic has been found to contain lead. The term "Mad as a hatter" comes to mind :)

TFOGGuys
Tue Jul 28th, 2009, 02:03 PM
The swine flu is expected to do the "double whammy" this fall. Now that it has spread around the world (South Africa is closing schools this week because of it), it will simmer until this winter, then wipe out about half the world's population. Or not.

Ricky
Tue Jul 28th, 2009, 02:04 PM
It's known as H1N1 now... I just saw it in the news last week when they said a ton of people at the Air Force Academy were infected.

dapper
Tue Jul 28th, 2009, 02:12 PM
It's known as H1N1 now.
Yeah.

TIME magazine (http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1912087,00.html) put Obama on the cover. Does this mean there credible? (Rhetorical question peeps)


Key to the world's defense against the flu will be an effective vaccine, and vaccine companies have been gearing up to produce hundreds of millions of doses. Production is already under way, with the Australian drug company CSL this week becoming the first manufacturer to begin testing a vaccine in human subjects. "Things are proceeding well," says Jesse Goodman, the chief scientist and deputy commissioner of the U.S. Food and Drug Administration.I disagree. Lead free ceramic hatz...FTW! ;)

McVaaahhh
Tue Jul 28th, 2009, 02:14 PM
Nothing has changed, they've just latched on to something else to worry about.

Airreed
Tue Jul 28th, 2009, 02:15 PM
We are getting the H1N1 flu shot next month along with the regular flu shot. Gotta love pumping more crap into the body!!!

dapper
Tue Jul 28th, 2009, 02:17 PM
Getting shots for everything ever created defeats the purpose of sick days, right?

Devaclis
Tue Jul 28th, 2009, 02:24 PM
I have never had a flu shot and I doubt I ever will. What is the point of bypassing my bodies natural immune system? If a flu if going to kill me then I was not meant to be part of the stronger gene pool.

Horsman
Tue Jul 28th, 2009, 02:28 PM
I have never had a flu shot and I doubt I ever will. What is the point of bypassing my bodies natural immune system? If a flu if going to kill me then I was not meant to be part of the stronger gene pool.
Nothin will want to latch onto me - the Swine Flu is afraid of me, it is afraid I will get it sick!!! :drink:

puckstr
Tue Jul 28th, 2009, 02:36 PM
It is all BS to make the Fear junkies to get the shots.

TFOGGuys
Tue Jul 28th, 2009, 02:38 PM
Nothin will want to latch onto me - the Swine Flu is afraid of me, it is afraid I will get it sick!!! :drink:

The swine flu is no match for my 7-11 burritos and Monster.....

dapper
Tue Jul 28th, 2009, 02:39 PM
BigPharm works hard at it too. Check-out all of the adds.

Fear is a type of motivation. Religious communities thrive off of fear. :)

puckstr
Tue Jul 28th, 2009, 02:49 PM
BigPharm works hard at it too. Check-out all of the adds.

Fear is a type of motivation. Religious communities thrive off of fear. :)


Amen Brotha.

Ever think... the colors Red and Yellow make Orange. The color Orange makes you hungry. Look at Burger King and Mcdonalds and King Soopers logos, all are Red and Yellow. Brain sees ORANGE, and you get hungry.

Stay with me...

The threat level has not gone below ORANGE for (I don't think it has ever been lower than ORANGE) a long time. In the Airport they announce the Threat level over and over..Brain hears ORANGE and you get HUNGRY.

You are waiting for the plane. "The current threat level is ORANGE"
Damn now I am hungry. Voila Starbucks, Burger King, McDonalds.

Yes I believe there is a Profit motive for most Everything we are told, and scared into believing.

Just step back and think, Who stands to profit from this, and you may have the answer to the current hysteria craze.

Wyck
Tue Jul 28th, 2009, 02:57 PM
Amen Brotha.

Ever think... the colors Red and Yellow make Orange. The color Orange makes you hungry. Look at Burger King and Mcdonalds and King Soopers logos, all are Red and Yellow. Brain sees ORANGE, and you get hungry.

Stay with me...

The threat level has not gone below ORANGE for (I don't think it has ever been lower than ORANGE) a long time. In the Airport they announce the Threat level over and over..Brain hears ORANGE and you get HUNGRY.

You are waiting for the plane. "The current threat level is ORANGE"
Damn now I am hungry. Voila Starbucks, Burger King, McDonalds.

Yes I believe there is a Profit motive for most Everything we are told, and scared into believing.

Just step back and think, Who stands to profit from this, and you may have the answer to the current hysteria craze.

Now I'm hungry :(

Devaclis
Tue Jul 28th, 2009, 02:58 PM
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

MetaLord 9
Tue Jul 28th, 2009, 03:06 PM
Amen Brotha.

Ever think... the colors Red and Yellow make Orange. The color Orange makes you hungry. Look at Burger King and Mcdonalds and King Soopers logos, all are Red and Yellow. Brain sees ORANGE, and you get hungry.

Stay with me...

The threat level has not gone below ORANGE for (I don't think it has ever been lower than ORANGE) a long time. In the Airport they announce the Threat level over and over..Brain hears ORANGE and you get HUNGRY.

You are waiting for the plane. "The current threat level is ORANGE"
Damn now I am hungry. Voila Starbucks, Burger King, McDonalds.

Yes I believe there is a Profit motive for most Everything we are told, and scared into believing.

Just step back and think, Who stands to profit from this, and you may have the answer to the current hysteria craze.
Steve, stop hoarding the ceramic hats you jackass! :D

"Attention passengers in the airport, we are currently at threat level HUNGRY. Please procede to the nearest eatery and NOM."

puckstr
Tue Jul 28th, 2009, 03:12 PM
Steve, stop hoarding the ceramic hats you jackass! :D

"Attention passengers in the airport, we are currently at threat level HUNGRY. Please procede to the nearest eatery and NOM."


Welcome to America

dirkterrell
Tue Jul 28th, 2009, 04:19 PM
The color Orange makes you hungry.

No wonder I was hungry all the time in college:


http://www.clemson.edu/guidelines/images/paw.gif
http://www.clemson.edu/guidelines/images/athletic.gif


Dirk

puckstr
Tue Jul 28th, 2009, 04:42 PM
No wonder I was hungry all the time in college:


http://www.clemson.edu/guidelines/images/paw.gif
http://www.clemson.edu/guidelines/images/athletic.gif


Dirk

Stay Hungry
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KktWsaLIqaA/RztlpUIPqeI/AAAAAAAAAFs/KbG56Uo9Oy8/s400/487715.jpg

And Death Valley is the Loudest stadium i have ever been in

Horsman
Tue Jul 28th, 2009, 04:50 PM
I had an ORANGE pick-up and I was always hungry!!! :(

I like Orange Mocha Frappuccinos
http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn33/pee951/Zoolander.gif

dapper
Tue Jul 28th, 2009, 07:19 PM
I have never had a flu shot and I doubt I ever will. What is the point of bypassing my bodies natural immune system? If a flu if going to kill me then I was not meant to be part of the stronger gene pool.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--NqqB2nhBE&feature=player_embedded

According to the last conference call I was on with a leading micro-biologist who was providing information. We should have our Vitamin D (VD) serum level tested and maintain 60 ng/ml for cancer fighting/anti-cancer activity. Less than 60ng/ml doesn't have the effectiveness against cancer. LabCorp is the best place today for VD lab work. VD is still new for most doctors; understanding the amount to optimize the VD serum was the question and 60ng/ml is the answer.
(Some people can absorb VD easier than others and may or may not need to complement their diet with over-the-counter, (OTC) VD.)

VD3 is the higher bio-available OTC one. Brand names do not matter. Standardized or guaranteed potency matters.
The VD that uses nanotechnology is typically a spray under the tongue. Absorption is immediate with nanotechnology, (some dislike pills)


Your welcome! :)

Raptor
Wed Jul 29th, 2009, 12:17 AM
'Nother story from today. Military is planning for how to handle an outbreak.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/07/28/military.swine.flu/index.html

Shea
Wed Jul 29th, 2009, 08:54 AM
'Nother story from today. Military is planning for how to handle an outbreak.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/07/28/military.swine.flu/index.html

Posse Comitatus? When the rules get in your way, just ignore them...

Raptor
Thu Jul 30th, 2009, 10:51 AM
Posse Comitatus? When the rules get in your way, just ignore them...

But...they wouldn't be policing us, they'd be assisting us. What's the problem there? :spit:

TFOGGuys
Thu Jul 30th, 2009, 11:10 AM
http://sonv.libertarianleft.org/2008/08/25/radical-reorientation/im-from-the-government-im-here-to-help

Shea
Thu Jul 30th, 2009, 11:13 AM
US DoJ "assisting"

http://www.nightscribe.com/Military/images/mp5_Elian_Extraction_KIT.jpg

Raptor
Thu Jul 30th, 2009, 11:25 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHpcVQnh5UI

How sweet. They're "assisting" ^those^ people off the subway.

Shea
Thu Jul 30th, 2009, 11:28 AM
Arresting...sorry, assisting people for owning firearms.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sm5PC7z79-8

Constitution? eh, it's just soooooo old.

dirkterrell
Thu Jul 30th, 2009, 11:51 AM
Arresting...sorry, assisting people for owning firearms.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sm5PC7z79-8

Constitution? eh, it's just soooooo old.

When the thin veneer of civilization disappears, people begin to realize what the second amendment is all about.

Dirk

Raptor
Thu Jul 30th, 2009, 11:54 AM
When the thin veneer of civilization disappears, people begin to realize what the second amendment is all about.

Dirk

True words! Hopefully that never goes down. But if it does, it would be a great time to throw around that "need it and not have it" cliche', huh? :lol:

Shea
Thu Jul 30th, 2009, 11:56 AM
When the thin veneer of civilization disappears, people begin to realize what the second amendment is all about.

Dirk

The odds of it happening are about the same as a meteor hitting you on a group ride. Stop being paranoid.

TFOGGuys
Thu Jul 30th, 2009, 12:01 PM
The odds of it happening are about the same as a meteor hitting you on a group ride. Stop being paranoid.

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you.

Snowman
Thu Jul 30th, 2009, 12:06 PM
It just means they haven’t gotten to you yet.