Bad Ass Shirt

[dirkterrell]

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000NZW3IY/ref=cm_sw_r_fa_dp

Put your drink down and then read the reviews. http://www.boulder.swri.edu/%7Eterrell/images/goofy.gif

Dirk

[Devaclis]

haha Wolf Shirts FTW!!

[Devaclis]

LOL, one of the greatest lines ever penned:

"I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show"

[Scer]

haha! Invited to a vision quest...

invite on invitas

[Sean]

Holy shit, that is awesome!

Dirk + the viffer + three wolf shirt = World domination

[~Barn~]

His Pros/Cons were peerless. :yes:

"glow in the dark"
:spit:

[dirkterrell]

Holy shit, that is awesome!

Dirk + the viffer + three wolf shirt = World domination

I should wear that thing over my race leathers. http://www.boulder.swri.edu/%7Eterrell/images/wheel.gif What am I thinking? With that shirt I wouldn't need leathers!

Dirk

[JohnEffinK]

"Too make a longer story a readable length, when the box came from the over-night delivery box erupted with growls and howls. Needless to say, the box tore itself apart and there was nothing but the worlds finest assortment of polyester, cotton, and semi-lead filled Chinese originating ink. After attempting to put on the attire, the wolf god lowered from the cracks of my ceiling to say "Beowulf finds you not worthy" and the shirt magically was covered in residues of various drugs and I found myself awaking in a near by creek."

I see a whole lot of my time being devoted to reading all the reviews....

John

[Big-J]

Just bought one!:rock:

[JohnEffinK]

I used to keep my fanny pack stuffed with the usual survival gear: knives, nunchucks, etc. Now that I have this t-shirt, it's full of women's phone numbers!
The secret is that this shirt imbues you with the musk of three wolves. Women are powerless to resist that! An added side effect is that the hair on the back of your head will grow 3X faster then the hair on top. This will give you that "predator" look every man desires!
Now when I shotgun a six pack I don't just feel invincible, I know it's true...

Lord please make me stop reading.

John

[JohnEffinK]

Last one I swear.

I urge everyone not to buy this shirt, unless your someone like me.

I'm 55, single, never had sex or even a peck on the cheek by a girl.

I bought this shirt hoping it would do what the other reviews have said, such as getting a hot girl to tag along, but now, I really regret buying the shirt.

The shirt did its jobs well, oh not only that, I now have a heart attack and am lying in the hospital half dead trying not to think of that 2 day marathon sex I had.

Oh God.

Pros: Sex
Cons: Too Much Sex

John

[~Barn~]

Brock Lesnar should enter the Octagon in one of these.

[Horsman]

Dana likes Ed Hardy Shirts - if you have one, please give it to him....
http://img.diytrade.com/cdimg/520799/3332651/0/1205419839/Ed_Hardy_T-Shirts.jpg

[Devaclis]

I will have to put you down, Horseman, if you show up anywhere near me in that thing. :)

[Zach929rr]

I accidentally spilled a glass of Tuscan Whole Milk down the front of this shirt, and my soul was torn from my body and thrown into heaven by a jealous God.

ROFL

[Horsman]

I got matching ones for Pie and your Kittehs too!!!!

[MetaLord 9]

LOL, one of the greatest lines ever penned:

"I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show"
And this one goes with it:
"i've remembered to clear my internet history everytime i treated myself like an amusement park"

[Ganjagod]

That is a badass shirt i would wear it 8)

[Jason ON]

So, my grandma was helping me out every Christmas with those wolf shirts?

[Devaclis]

Werd, you were the man and you didn't even know it.

[MetaLord 9]

You think that's badass? Check it: http://www.districtlines.com/My-New-Haircut

[Zach929rr]

You think that's badass? Check it: http://www.districtlines.com/My-New-Haircut

Oh, the douchebaggery.

[MetaLord 9]

Oh, the douchebaggery.
Whatever, you know you want that thong! :lol:

[fook]

wow.

"like lupine viagra" - thats a great review title.

i also enjoyed the similar items customers viewed list..

[Devaclis]

http://www.threadless.com//product/1820/zoom.gif

[Zach929rr]

LOL!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/8061031.stm


Sales of the kitsch Three Wolf Moon T-shirt shot up 2,300% after a spate of ironic reviews went viral.
Amazon's senior manager of community content, Russell Dicker, said the T-shirt was currently the top selling item in their clothing store.

Oh, and in case you haven't, learn about Tuscan Whole Milk (http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=grocery&qid=1242898055&sr=8-1)

[willb003]

http://www.threadless.com//product/1820/zoom.gif


HAHAHA now that is a shirt I want!

[Ceez]

"the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt gave me a +10 resistance to energy attacks, +8 Strength... and I have successfully solved 7 crimes in my city".:spit::lol:

[= Buckeye Jess =]

"While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there."

OMFG!!! LMAO

[Horsman]

"the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt gave me a +10 resistance to energy attacks, +8 Strength... and I have successfully solved 7 crimes in my city".:spit::lol:
:pointlaugh: Alright Jones Let's do this..... Leeroy Jenkinnnnsssssssssss - Dana loves WoW!!! I have been court ordered not to play WoW(used the Intimidating Shout Spells too many times).

[= Buckeye Jess =]

My favorite though has to be the following review for the linked Tuscon Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl. oz:

"He always brought home milk on Friday.

After a long hard week full of days he would burst through the door, his fatigue hidden behind a smile. There was an icy jug of Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz in his right hand. With his left hand he would grip my waist - I was always cooking dinner - and press the cold frostiness of the jug against my arm as he kissed my cheek. I would jump, mostly to gratify him after a time, and smile lovingly at him. He was a good man, a wonderful husband who always brought the milk on Friday, Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz.

Then there was that Friday, the terrible Friday that would ruin every Friday for the rest of my life. The door opened, but there was no bouyant greeting - no cold jug against the back of my arm. There was no Tuscan Whole Milk in his right hand, nor his left. There came no kiss. I watched as he sat down in a kitchen chair to remove his shoes. He wore no fatigue, but also no smile. I didn't speak, but turned back to the beans I had been stirring. I stirred until most of their little shrivelled skins floated to the surface of the cloudy water. Something was wrong, but it was vague wrongness that no amount of hard thought could give shape to.

Over dinner that night I casually inserted,"What happened to the milk?"
"Oh,"he smiled sheepishly, glancing aside,"I guess I forgot today."

That was when I knew. He was tired of this life with me, tired of bringing home the Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz. He was probably shoveling funds into a secret bank account, looking at apartments in town, casting furtive glances at cashiers and secretaries and waitresses. That's when I knew it was over. Some time later he moved in with a cashier from the Food Mart down the street. And me? Well, I've gone soy."

[= Buckeye Jess =]

Oh, and for those of you looking to build your own nuclear defense system, this may come in handy for you....
http://www.amazon.com/Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM/ref=pd_sbs_gro_4

[Zach929rr]

:lol: Nice find Jess!