Gixxers WTF?

[konichd]

Just to show gixxer riders are still the lowest intelligence on any bike out there.

http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=226570&page=2

[Zach929rr]

Sweet, sweet repost. :D

[konichd]

Just trying to get the point across that gixxer riders are the same as Obama voters.....idiots :)

[Tipys]

What a minute I need to go find that picture of DK rockin the GXSR shirt

[Zach929rr]

Poor people need money too, right? :rolleyes:

[RajunCajun]

Holy shit, that is hard to believe, but,,,, I do! And yeah, they're Democrats for sure!!!!

[Shea]

And yeah, they're Democrats for sure!!!!

You know it! Go Obama!

[UglyDogRacing]

http://www.cosportbikeclub.org/forums/showthread.php?t=31903

[Mister BOYD]

Dissagree with ya. I ride an 08 GSXR, have my undergrad and was offered to earn my masters at Stanford (turned it down, didn't want $60K more in debt when done with school). Not saying I'm absolutely brilliant, but def not a moron. I'm sure there are TARDS on Yami's and Kawi's too. Guess that means everyone else is a republican if not on a Gixxer. That's wierd.

[Sean]

I'm sure there are TARDS on Yami's and Kawi's too.Nope, I ride a yamaha AND I'm brilliant!











(in my own little private world)

[Zach929rr]

Nope, I ride a yamaha AND I'm brilliant!

http://vwt.d2g.com:8081/Guiness-Brilliant.jpg

[Mister BOYD]

BRILLIANT! haha! Okay.. so we have 1 yamaha rider that is brilliant. Good to hear ShinySideUp. Too many friggin idiots out there.. way too many.

[KawikaO.]

make that 2!:)

[Horsman]

Nope, I ride a yamaha AND I'm brilliant!
(in my own little private world)

I'm brilliant too!!! Yamaahhaaaaaaaa!!!

[Mister BOYD]

Intellegence Score board: GSXR: 1, Yamaha: 3, Kawi: TBD

[Mister BOYD]

Agree.. Shake my head whenever I see anybody on a bike without gear. I'm the "1" for the gixxer count so far.

[SaShWhO]

why is there no Hondas in the competition?

oh wait~~~~y'all are fighting for second best.:slappers:

[Mister BOYD]

Intellegence Score board: GSXR: 1, Yamaha: 3, Kawi: TBD, Honda: 1 (for screaming in a turn and the black/red bike.)

[GixxerCarrie]

I'm tired of Gixxer Bashers! +2 for Gixxers! Its not cause I have one or anything.

[Mister BOYD]

I'm tired of Gixxer Bashers! +2 for Gixxers! Its not cause I have one or anything.

Agreed! Can't help that it's a popular bike! Intellegence Score board: GSXR: 3 (lolz), Yamaha: 3, Kawi: TBD, Honda: 1 (for screaming in a turn and the black/red bike.)

[Shea]

Agreed! Can't help that it's a popular bike! Intellegence Score board: GSXR: 3 (lolz), Yamaha: 3, Kawi: TBD, Honda: 1 (for screaming in a turn and the black/red bike.)

DK rides a Kawi, therefore Kawi: -100

[Nick_Ninja]

DK has a PhD in the Kawi

[Mister BOYD]

Intellegence Score board: GSXR: 3 (lolz), Yamaha: 3, Kawi: -100, Honda: 1 (for screaming in a turn and the black/red bike.)

[MetaLord 9]

I'm pretty dense, so -1 more for Kawi's

[GixxerCarrie]

I make alot of sense, so another -100 for Kawi's. +1 for Gixxers.

Fixed:)

[Mister BOYD]

I make a lot of sense, so another -100 for Kawi's. +1 for Gixxers. - Statement corrected.

As requested---> Intellegence Score board: GSXR: 4 (lolz), Yamaha: 3, Kawi: -200, Honda: 1 (for screaming in a turn and the black/red bike.)

[Horsman]

I'm tired of Gixxer Bashers! +2 for Gixxers! Its not cause I have one or anything.
It is because she keeps destroying them... she keeps them in business...
This is how Carrie parks.... - 50 for not using her kickstand...
http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r107/4Horsman/GSXR.jpg

[GixxerCarrie]

It is because they hold up better than my yamaha when I drop it... look below, not much damage when Suzukis are dropped...
Carrie however parks excellent.... - 50 for my Yamaha overheating at the parade...and it taking me 2 years to make some much needed upgrades.
http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r107/4Horsman/GSXR.jpg
Fixed!:)

[sugarrey]

LOL

I cant stop laughing.....

fucking NOS energy drink in the gas tank.....thats pimp!

[Mister BOYD]

It is because she keeps destroying them... she keeps them in business...
This is how Carrie parks.... - 50 for not using her kickstand...


Intellegence Score board: GSXR: 5 (lolz), Yamaha: 3, Kawi: -200, Honda: 1 (for screaming in a turn and the black/red bike.) -50 TO Carrie's kickstand, +1 for Gixxers.

[Mister BOYD]

LOL

I cant stop laughing.....

fucking NOS energy drink in the gas tank.....thats pimp!

Poor man's horsepower booster!

[MetaLord 9]

Fixed:)
...so apparently you missed both English AND math classes in school, 'cause your "fixing" had maybe three words in common with my original post and should still only be -1 there, ace :D

[GixxerCarrie]

...so apparently you missed both English AND math classes in school, 'cause your "fixing" had maybe three words in common with my original post and should still only be -1 there, ace :D

You know I do my own thang....:alien::)

[Zach929rr]

Alright, gixxers need to be taken down a peg real quick:



http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc263/speedgeek_2007/Misc_Linked_Crap/Squid.jpg

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j23/romulus22/7-2.jpg

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k292/ravenrider55/squid10117628vm.jpg

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l298/ajud_2006/SQUID.jpg

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g299/lightlord173/squid.jpg

[Mister BOYD]

...so apparently you missed both English AND math classes in school, 'cause your "fixing" had maybe three words in common with my original post and should still only be -1 there, ace :D

Intellegence Score board: GSXR: 5 (lolz), Yamaha: 3, Kawi: -101, Honda: 1 (for screaming in a turn and the black/red bike.)

[sugarrey]

I'm still laughing at this........that is way too outrageous!

[Mister BOYD]

I'm still laughing at this........that is way too outrageous!
I'd say it was fake.. but there are some really stupid.. like flat out, rediculously, hit yourself in the head dumb ass people out there!

[Horsman]

...so apparently you missed both English AND math classes in school, 'cause your "fixing" had maybe three words in common with my original post and should still only be -1 there, ace :D Some People need to be FIXED

[GixxerCarrie]

Some People need to be FIXED

We know you need help....:slappers:. Gainer?

[Horsman]

We know you need help....:slappers:. Gainer?
Leave the Gimp out of this - the Gimp is sleeping....
http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r107/4Horsman/pulp.jpg

[Sully]

Alright, gixxers need to be taken down a peg real quick:



:shocked: Are you kidding me Mr. I wrecked my bike within 2 months of riding ??? Doesn't sound like you even have a "peg" to stand on ! :mrt: :lol:

[MetaLord 9]

What 'chou know 'bout gixxer IQ?

[salsashark]

Triumph: ∞

/thread

[Sully]

I know that I could probably shave GSX-R into your hairy body somewhere ! :lol: :D

[GixxerCarrie]

I vote Tramp Stamp!!!!!

[Horsman]

I vote you Scunny Stamp him...

[Sully]

Carrie - don't you think it's time for the ball gag or zipper mask to be put on HORSMAN again ? He's behaving very badly !

[MetaLord 9]

Triumph: ∞
Your 8 got drunk & fell over sideways.

[GixxerCarrie]

Carrie - don't you think it's time for the ball gag or zipper mask to be put on HORSMAN again ? He's behaving very badly !

It was him who came up with that picture...I may have to pick one up for whenever he is around...and a picture would be priceless!!!!!:shocked:

[Horsman]

Carrie - don't you think it's time for the ball gag or zipper mask to be put on HORSMAN again ? He's behaving very badly !

That would be a bad idea Sully, way wrong answer...
http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r107/4Horsman/bruce_willis_pulp_fiction_fist.jpg

[GixxerCarrie]

That would be a bad idea Sully, way wrong answer...
http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r107/4Horsman/bruce_willis_pulp_fiction_fist.jpg

You saying you look like Bruce?:mrt:

[Horsman]

You saying you look like Bruce?:mrt:
No Balls are going into my mouth...

[Horsman]

Wait... We need to start talking about why Gixxers SUX

[Sully]

No Balls are going into my mouth...

Just the penis? Aww, you're no fun :no: :slappers:

[salsashark]

Your 8 got drunk & fell over sideways.

:cheers:

[GixxerCarrie]

Just the penis? Aww, you're no fun :no: :slappers:

:spit:And Gixxers Rule!

[dallas]

No Balls are going into my mouth...


Just the penis? Aww, you're no fun :no: :slappers:


Dude, you walked right into that one..........

I would say you swallowed that one hook, line and penis........

[Horsman]

Dude, you walked right into that one..........

I would say you swallowed that one hook, line and penis........

I think you got me confused with Jack Black in Tropic Thunder -

"Dallas, You Big Boy, If you untie me, I would littarly suck your dick right now…
I’ll cradle the balls… stroke the shaft… work the pipe… and swallow the gravy… Get it over here buddy let’s do this…"
http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r107/4Horsman/JackBlack.jpg

[Sully]

Dallas.. you really can't turn down Horsman's offer, can you ? :spit:

[McVaaahhh]

-1000000000000 for gsx-r's because of this guy alone.

[Horsman]

-1000000000000 for gsx-r's because of this guy alone.
We HAVE A WINNER boys and girls....
http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r107/4Horsman/chickens11.jpg

[MetaLord 9]

Thanks, Brian for both making the most sense AND straightening out this gay train of a thread.
:gay::slappers::gay::slappers::gay::slappers::gay: :slappers::gay::slappers:

[dallas]

Dallas.. you really can't turn down Horsman's offer, can you ? :spit:
He did ask nicely..............

[Shea]

-1000000000000 for gsx-r's because of this guy alone.

And how many points do we get to deduct due to your "questionable" navigation skills Mr Ride Leader? :)

[1ofakindRR]

Dissagree with ya. I ride an 08 GSXR, have my undergrad and was offered to earn my masters at Stanford (turned it down, didn't want $60K more in debt when done with school). Not saying I'm absolutely brilliant, but def not a moron. I'm sure there are TARDS on Yami's and Kawi's too. Guess that means everyone else is a republican if not on a Gixxer. That's wierd.
That's funny how he didn't mention Honda haha:D

[MetaLord 9]

And how many points do we get to deduct due to your "questionable" navigation skills Mr Ride Leader? :)
Where he's going has nothing to do with how he rides there! :D

[McVaaahhh]

And how many points do we get to deduct due to your "questionable" navigation skills Mr Ride Leader? :)


What you call bad navigating, I call "route improvisation". :D

[Horsman]

Thanks, Brian for both making the most sense AND straightening out this gay train of a thread.


It didn't go GHEY or even PLAID
http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r107/4Horsman/spaceballs2.jpg

[BHeth]

http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/2009/05/21/guy-dumps-two-bottles-of-energy-drink-into-his-motorcycle/

Sorry to post something that is thread related, but this is getting good.

[Horsman]

http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/2009/05/21/guy-dumps-two-bottles-of-energy-drink-into-his-motorcycle/

Sorry to post something that is thread related, but this is getting good.

There are "Hard & Swift" consequences for sticking to the Thread... Just thought I would warn you... :drink:

[MetaLord 9]

There are "Hard & Swift" consequences for sticking to the Thread... Just thought I would warn you... :drink:
so basically you have sex with Horsman.

[CaneZach]

Ok, so Suzuki has the guy pouring energy drink into his tank, Kawi has the guy drilling through his ECM, Honda has this:

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k82/Vstrom/post-12-86535-motivator3_101.jpg

What does Yamaha get?

[Horsman]

Ok, so Suzuki has the guy pouring energy drink into his tank, Kawi has the guy drilling through his ECM, Honda has this
I am glad I ride a Yamaha....

[Shea]

I am glad I ride a Yamaha....

Do we technically classify what you do as actually riding? :p

[Sully]

Especially in your shiny dress shoes ?

[Tipys]

Yamaha has Dallas

[Horsman]

Do we technically classify what you do as actually riding? :p What??? Stunting??? the whole time behind you during the Noob ride (any slower and I would be zero dropping my bike). Sorry my ADD was kicking in...



Especially in your shiny dress shoes ?
Those Shiny Dress Shoes reek of Power baby - I know you love them down to the sole...


Yamaha has DallasDallas you have Yamaha???... or does the Yamaha have you???

[drevinci]

+ 100 for the Honda's

http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii208/Shifted_04/Motivational%20Posters/Motorcycle%20Motivational%20Posters/l_32e71623184d8b9213b1b1cb274e0b6e.jpg

+200
http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii208/Shifted_04/Motivational%20Posters/Motorcycle%20Motivational%20Posters/leaders.jpg

....about those Yamaha's...
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a252/Phatfatman1227/squid.jpg

-100 for the gixxers
http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii208/Shifted_04/Motivational%20Posters/Motorcycle%20Motivational%20Posters/motivatorthrottlehn0.jpg

-500 for the clown playing tag with a semi.
http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii208/Shifted_04/Motivational%20Posters/Motorcycle%20Motivational%20Posters/motivator5061475.jpg

-200 because the engine was still cold
http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii208/Shifted_04/Motivational%20Posters/Motorcycle%20Motivational%20Posters/oil.jpg

[MetaLord 9]

ahem.

[Tipys]

Hey Chris as big a Kawi fan as I am, that picture was all riders error because that little bitch doesn't know how to ride.


But I do also find it funny that the guy that was keeping score wasn't counting the Gixxer fails. Which this thread was all about.

[y_merkle]

Agreed! Can't help that it's a popular bike! Intellegence Score board: GSXR: 3 (lolz), Yamaha: 3, Kawi: TBD, Honda: 1 (for screaming in a turn and the black/red bike.)


I have a Masters in economic, bachalors in Mathematics, own my own business and am I hell of a safe rider!
But I have to admit, those that post on that Gixxer forum are a bunch of asses that don't do us awesome Gixxer riders justice!

[sugarrey]

Was that a GSXR tramp stamp on that dude?

WTF ???

[drevinci]

Was that a GSXR tramp stamp on that dude?

WTF ???

LOL thats what I was thinking.

[sugarrey]

How do I know he's gay?

[Zach929rr]

Wow. Just noticed that. Wow.

[Horsman]

How do I know he's gay?
the pink seat???:dunno:

[sugarrey]

that just adds to the gayness of that whole situation.

[Sully]

Just to show gixxer riders are still the lowest intelligence on any bike out there.

http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=226570&page=2

And just to prove my "lower intelligence" level, I will take my gixxer purchases elsewhere :alien:

[Horsman]

And just to prove my "lower intelligence" level, I will take my gixxer purchases elsewhere :alien:
It's not too late to buy a Yamaha.... :shocked:

[sugarrey]

For some of these people it might be too late. At this point, just give up. Stick a fork in yourself, you're done.

[Shea]

It's not too late to buy a Yamaha.... :shocked:

Yeah, she wants to go fast Horseman. :p

[GixxerCarrie]

It's not too late to buy a Yamaha.... :shocked:

Ummm....its not too late for you to get hair plugs either!!!:alien:

[Horsman]

For some of these people it might be too late. At this point, just give up. Stick a fork in yourself, you're done.
Like the people below- yeah, we need to get them Gixxer Tattoos so they know what kinda bike they ride with an arrow pointing to their ass that says "Stick Gixxer Here". Hopefully they can read it or read to each other and figure it out... LOL


Yeah, she wants to go fast Horseman. :p
If she only puts her kickstand in the up position she won't be going in circles anymore... it's simple... LOL...


Ummm....its not too late for you to get hair plugs either!!!:alien:
I am working on it baby.... It is called the Jesus-H-Christ look...
http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r107/4Horsman/2012-woody.jpg

[GixxerCarrie]

ROFLAMO....That is so what you would look like to..BWAHAHAHAHA!

[GixerSix]

Ummm....its not too late for you to get hair plugs either!!!:alien:
Burn!

:drink:Liquor and Gixxer will get you quicker.

[Horsman]

Burn!

:drink:Liquor and Gixxer will get you quicker.
What??? Quicker Sicker????
Have you puked on your Gixxer today???

[drago52]

that gixxer post is freakin' awesome.

[Horsman]

Oh you had to bring it back from the dead.... just great....

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r107/4Horsman/motorcycle-zombies.jpg

[GixxerCarrie]

OMG....Horsman you are so dead meat....lolz.

[Kappa03]

They changed that guys caption or w/e under his user name to "I put this in my gas tank for teh horse powerz!!!1"

Haha.. his avatar is the NoS bottles.

[Horsman]

OMG....Horsman you are so dead meat....lolz. uh huh.... I hear a lot of noise coming from the Gixxer Corner.... WMD (Where's My Drink)....

[GixxerCarrie]

uh huh.... I hear a lot of noise coming from the Gixxer Corner.... WMD (Where's My Drink)....

Its next to your ex-lax sammich!:)

[Horsman]

Its next to your ex-lax sammich!:)
Yeah, you always make them so special for me - that is luv... just don't give any to Chris - his butt hair might not be able to handle it...

[GixxerCarrie]

Chris so likes my ex-lax sammich's!

[y_merkle]

Man! Where do you have time to come up with these things! You're too funny!


Oh you had to bring it back from the dead.... just great....

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r107/4Horsman/motorcycle-zombies.jpg

[Sully]

whoahhh.... I hear a rumble in the gixxer corner.. it says.. "wait, someone hold my drink"... Horsman, all I can say is that you better run (in your fancy dress shoes) !! :guns:




:lol:

[sugarrey]

NOS.....when you need that lil extra.....nice piece

[Horsman]

"wait, someone hold my drink" :lol:
Are you going to pull a Silva on me(like at the Toad?)????

[sugarrey]

another gixxer moment - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiL2MCRXk7E&feature=related

maybe its more of a SUZUKI thing than a gixxer thing, check this scrub out trying to be a tough guy - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YztB8me2sV0

[GixxerCarrie]

a yamaha moment http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNOvARRyjA8&NR=1

[sugarrey]

TOUCHE

[sugarrey]

GSXR Love. No gear. douchebaggery at its best!

[sugarrey]

SUZUKI's...you just cant catch a break can ya?

[GixerSix]

douchebaggery
Squidalicious no doubt, but did he make it?!:headbang:

[sugarrey]

fixed

[McVaaahhh]

^^^ Have to be logged in to see that thread...

[sugarrey]

fixed

[Sully]

If I recall correctly, your Yamaha has been having issue after issue... correct? Maybe you should just stop talking now? :lol:

[Bueller]

That is some cutting edge animation.

[sugarrey]

yeah it is lame but hopefully you get the point, and the pictures talking not me. I just need some bodywork, she still runs like a top.

[Bueller]

Kinda looks like the GSXR is stabbing the Yami in the soft underbelly with it's long hard muffler.

I don't get it

[sugarrey]

You dont have to get it! Just smile and walk away.

[dapper]

The gsxr muffler is looking exhausted.