Dr. Joe Siphek
Fri Feb 11th, 2005, 11:13 AM
> > > An office manager at Walmart was given the task of hiring an individual
> > > > >
> > > > > to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he
> > > > >
> > > > > found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the
> > > > >
> > > > > four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine
> > > > >
> > > > > which of them would get the job.
> > > > >
> > > > > The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table
> > > > >
> > > > > the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?"
> > > > >
> > > > > Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied,
> > > > >
> > > > > "A THOUGHT." It just pops into your head. There's no warning that
> it's
> > > > >
> > > > > on the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I
> > > > >
> > > > > know of."
> > > > >
> > > > > "That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And now you sir?he
> asked
> > >the
> > > > > second man.
> > > > >
> > > > > "Hmm... let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't
> > > > >
> > > > > know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know
> > > > >
> > > > > of.
> > > > >
> > > > > "Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's a
> very
> > > > >
> > > > > popular cliché for speed."
> > > > >
> > > > > He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply.
> > > > >
> > > > > "Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on
> > > > >
> > > > > the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out
> > > > >
> > > > > across the pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than an
> > > > >
> > > > > instant. Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think
> > > > >
> > > > > of."
> > > > >
> > > > > The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and
> > > > >
> > > > > thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light"
> > > > >
> > > > > he said.
> > > > >
> > > > > Turning to Bubba, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed
> the
> > >same
> > > > > question.
> > > > >
> > > > > Old Bubba replied, "After hearing the three previous answers,
> > > > >
> > > > > It's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA."
> > > > >
> > > > > "WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.
> > > > >
> > > > > "Oh I can explain." said Old Bubba. "You see the other day I
> > > > >
> > > > > wasn't feeling so good and I ran for the bathroom. But, before I
> could
> > > > >
> > > > > THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already shit in my pants!"
> > > > >
> > > > > Old Bubba is the new "Greeter" at the local Walmart.
> > > > >
> > > > > to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he
> > > > >
> > > > > found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the
> > > > >
> > > > > four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine
> > > > >
> > > > > which of them would get the job.
> > > > >
> > > > > The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table
> > > > >
> > > > > the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?"
> > > > >
> > > > > Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied,
> > > > >
> > > > > "A THOUGHT." It just pops into your head. There's no warning that
> it's
> > > > >
> > > > > on the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I
> > > > >
> > > > > know of."
> > > > >
> > > > > "That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And now you sir?he
> asked
> > >the
> > > > > second man.
> > > > >
> > > > > "Hmm... let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't
> > > > >
> > > > > know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know
> > > > >
> > > > > of.
> > > > >
> > > > > "Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's a
> very
> > > > >
> > > > > popular cliché for speed."
> > > > >
> > > > > He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply.
> > > > >
> > > > > "Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on
> > > > >
> > > > > the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out
> > > > >
> > > > > across the pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than an
> > > > >
> > > > > instant. Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think
> > > > >
> > > > > of."
> > > > >
> > > > > The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and
> > > > >
> > > > > thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light"
> > > > >
> > > > > he said.
> > > > >
> > > > > Turning to Bubba, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed
> the
> > >same
> > > > > question.
> > > > >
> > > > > Old Bubba replied, "After hearing the three previous answers,
> > > > >
> > > > > It's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA."
> > > > >
> > > > > "WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.
> > > > >
> > > > > "Oh I can explain." said Old Bubba. "You see the other day I
> > > > >
> > > > > wasn't feeling so good and I ran for the bathroom. But, before I
> could
> > > > >
> > > > > THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already shit in my pants!"
> > > > >
> > > > > Old Bubba is the new "Greeter" at the local Walmart.